Schlawg 

A replacement for "dawg", used only because it sounds really funny.

"What is schlawg doin???"

Schlawg by potato_or_something June 23, 2023

schlawg 

synonym of the word "dawg"
commonly used in tiktok trends using videos of animals, usually dogs to refer to them not paying their "bills".

"Hey, why's your dog walking in the neighbourhood without supervision?"
"Schlawg didn't pay the bills on time 😭😭‼️"

schlawg by bagalicious July 11, 2023

Schlawg 

Often more recently used as a synonym for “Dawg”, which is a slang for the word “bro”. Some similar words to Schlawg are Zawg, Dawg, Flawg, and Blawg.

“Schlawg really just took my sandwich.”

“Nah, Schlawg doesn’t pay his bills. That’s crazy”

“I love when Schlawg said “It’s Schlawgging time!” And Schlawgged all over the place.”

Schlawg by Mister_Craigy September 23, 2023

schlawg 

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex

Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.

schlawg by Intergalactic December 9, 2008

Schlawg 

(pronounced with a heavy Southern accent)
1. A large uncircumcised, usually Southern, penis
2. What you say when you want to have sex with someone with a large uncircumcised, usually Southern penis

Do you want any schlawg on it?

His schlawg is so huge!

I just love your schlawg, Allen!

Schlawg by momstien January 18, 2009

schlawg 

1. a somewhat long, thick, uncircumcised penis, usually of a Southern man

2. a metaphorical condiment, the eating of which is a euphemism for having sex

Man, he has an awesome schlawg!

Q: Do you want some schlawg on it?
A: Yes. Yes, I do.

schlawg by Schlawger February 28, 2009

schlawg 

1. a thick, somewhat long, uncircumcised penis, usually attached to a Southern man.

2. a metaphorical condiment used as a euphemism for sex

Wow, he has an amazing schlawg.

Do you want any schlawg on it?

schlawg by Cornelius22 January 22, 2009