Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.
1. A thing in one piece.
2. Something big.
3. A jewish partygame, usually played by teens and young adults. The participants chase each other, slapping each other’s behind (shlap). The winner, the bangshwaz (and/or {name}-shwaz), get to wear a special hat – the kapphiz or kappsh.
– Hey, you didn't you just eat the whole schlabang, did you?
– Who took the schlabang? It was my schlabang, dammit!
Ethan-shwaz: I met a girl at the schlabang yesterday. I think I'm in love.
Joshua: Ah! Good thing you became the bangshwaz then – nice kapphiz!
Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.