Schlarkban 

When a human bends over and opens a low cabinet

Hey bro, can you schlarkban real quick and grab me the paper towels

Schlarkban by RoBo_566 May 8, 2025

schlakman 

a midget or dwarf with a large nose. Enjoys having a toss and taking food home from restaurants. Often found in parts of mississippi or south florida.

Schlakman went to Toojays for lunch and had a toss in the bathroom. He returned home with a half eaten nova platter.

schlakman by Isaac Koppel January 2, 2010

schlarman

Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.

Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR

schlarman by Schwag13 January 11, 2018

schlabang 

1. A thing in one piece.
2. Something big.
3. A jewish party game, usually played by teens and young adults. The participants chase each other, slapping each other’s behind (shlap). The winner, the bangshwaz (and/or {name}-shwaz), get to wear a special hat – the kapphiz or kappsh.

– Hey, you didn't you just eat the whole schlabang, did you?

– Who took the schlabang? It was my schlabang, dammit!

Ethan-shwaz: I met a girl at the schlabang yesterday. I think I'm in love.
Joshua: Ah! Good thing you became the bangshwaz then – nice kapphiz!

schlabang by G. Briggs April 3, 2017

Schlarbing 

When you have a devils three way and a girl eats your ass then makes out with the other guy without his knowledge of said ass eating

Dude I M going to try schlarbing Mike tonight when we bangTina, shit s gunna be hilarious

Schlarbing by Lemmetouchyou September 3, 2017

Schlarkadark 

When some one takes their arms out and moves them up and down in small, or large motions.

I love to Schlarkadark people-Dat Musser

Schlarkadark by ScreamingPterodactlyArmpits February 28, 2013

schlarman

Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.

Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR

schlarman by Schwag13 January 11, 2018