Tennessee top hat- the act of taking a giant dump on the top of someone’s head before, during, or after intercourse.
by LickitySplits May 04, 2019
The combination of the words “schlong” and “angry”. It is defined as being angry when you haven’t been given what you feel is an acceptable amount of schlong from your man. This in turn makes you angry, until the proper amount of schlong has been received.
I appreciate that my wife loves to have so much sex with me. However, if she feels I haven’t given her all the sex she expects, she gets very schlangry and irritable. The only solution is to give her the schlong, as soon as possible.
by LickitySplits July 18, 2019