Schizophonenia

An affliction that occurs when one is put in a position without their phone for over 24 hours...

Symptoms include:
1) Inability to think about anything at all except the fact you do not have your phone.
2) Profound loss of control
3) Social Disconnect and isolation

4) Feeling as if you have lost a part of yourself
5) Agitation at everything

Dude "My school sent us on a weekend retreat for our final and no phones were allowed"
Dude 2 " I cant be without my phone that long or i'll end up all fucked up with "Schizophonenia"
Dude " Yeah never again ...I almost lost it"

by Stains and Smears March 4, 2019