Schimun 

He‘s the patron saint of the fast-growing dog napping guild. In 2020 «Forbes» featured him as part of their 100 under 100 series as one of the shining stars of the pet influencers (petfluencers) scene right next to The Dogist and Alain Berset‘s eyebrows. Also completely destroys you at Mario Kart.

«See that dog over there? I‘d totally schimun it.»
«Which one is the fastet Mario Kart character, Wario, Bowser, Koopa with a nitro powered ride?» – «What? No, silly you. It‘s Schimun of course, everyone knows this.»

Schimun by dognapper November 22, 2021

Schmunday

An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.

Thank Schmah it's Schmunday!

Schmunday by Schmah March 7, 2011

schmunguss 

A series of movies spanning from 2012-2019, these movies portray different genres of film, while inserting the schmunguss IP.

Yo I just watched schumguss's revenge

sick, I love when the schmunguss hits the grddy

schmunguss by Schmunguss March 8, 2023

Schmunsday 

The day Schmunsday was first introduced to the general public in 1908. The day was first a theory based upon the issue of time, derived form Einsteins theory of relativity. The theory was later presented as a system of days falling in between the already existing and accepted week system. The day Schmunsday takes place every day for three hours starting at 12:47 PM. After the Royal Party Comity of CalPoly 371, studied the phenomenon in the early 21th century, the true result of the Schmunsday was reviled. Schmunsday appears 100 times a month, but due to non solved partial differential equations the mystery of when the 69-70 days appears is uncertain. The day is now days only used for academia, as extra time for students to study.

Finaly Schmunsday!
I slept all Schmunsday but had still time to do my homework.
What did you do during Schmunsday?
When is Schmunsday now again? Soon, very soon!

Schmunsday by namn November 23, 2015

Schmungus 

A silly little item(s) that is often stolen or taken

He stole my schmungus

Schmungus by @mac0n_bac0n March 4, 2023

Schiman 

„schiman“ is a girl who is always there for you and touches you with her warmth. The word Schiman means infinite life.

„I want to be like Schiman“

Schiman by sema.for.president April 17, 2021

schmung 

Synonymous with wordsmacktard/word

The schmung TKed me constantly until he was kicked from the server

schmung by Nashwan June 27, 2003