schmunt

a schmunt is a vagina that looks like processed meat and is derived from the word cunt

ewwwww i just walked into the room and saw her schmunt

by leon heart squall November 28, 2010

schmunt

A schmunt is someone who is ridiculously idiotic.

Girl 1: I was timing a Pizza in the oven using the microwave and it blew up.

Girl 2: You schmunt!

by MrsGordo May 15, 2006

Schmurtled

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

Schmut

The north wing emergency exit door in Territorial Hall at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities

Can you come to schmut

schmut me

by kyliejenner1234 March 28, 2022

Schmunday

An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.

Thank Schmah it's Schmunday!

by Schmah March 7, 2011

schmunguss

A series of movies spanning from 2012-2019, these movies portray different genres of film, while inserting the schmunguss IP.

Yo I just watched schumguss's revenge

sick, I love when the schmunguss hits the grddy

by Schmunguss March 8, 2023

Schmunsday

The day Schmunsday was first introduced to the general public in 1908. The day was first a theory based upon the issue of time, derived form Einsteins theory of relativity. The theory was later presented as a system of days falling in between the already existing and accepted week system. The day Schmunsday takes place every day for three hours starting at 12:47 PM. After the Royal Party Comity of CalPoly 371, studied the phenomenon in the early 21th century, the true result of the Schmunsday was reviled. Schmunsday appears 100 times a month, but due to non solved partial differential equations the mystery of when the 69-70 days appears is uncertain. The day is now days only used for academia, as extra time for students to study.

Finaly Schmunsday!
I slept all Schmunsday but had still time to do my homework.
What did you do during Schmunsday?
When is Schmunsday now again? Soon, very soon!

by namn November 23, 2015