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a schmunt is a vagina that looks like processed meat and is derived from the word cunt
ewwwww i just walked into the room and saw her schmunt
schmunt by leon heart squall November 28, 2010
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A schmunt is someone who is ridiculously idiotic.
Girl 1: I was timing a Pizza in the oven using the microwave and it blew up.

Girl 2: You schmunt!
schmunt by MrsGordo May 15, 2006
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Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.
I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.
Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010
The north wing emergency exit door in Territorial Hall at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities
Can you come to schmut

schmut me
Schmut by kyliejenner1234 March 28, 2022
An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.
Thank Schmah it's Schmunday!
Schmunday by Schmah March 7, 2011

schmunguss 

A series of movies spanning from 2012-2019, these movies portray different genres of film, while inserting the schmunguss IP.
Yo I just watched schumguss's revenge

sick, I love when the schmunguss hits the grddy
schmunguss by Schmunguss March 8, 2023

Schmunsday 

The day Schmunsday was first introduced to the general public in 1908. The day was first a theory based upon the issue of time, derived form Einsteins theory of relativity. The theory was later presented as a system of days falling in between the already existing and accepted week system. The day Schmunsday takes place every day for three hours starting at 12:47 PM. After the Royal Party Comity of CalPoly 371, studied the phenomenon in the early 21th century, the true result of the Schmunsday was reviled. Schmunsday appears 100 times a month, but due to non solved partial differential equations the mystery of when the 69-70 days appears is uncertain. The day is now days only used for academia, as extra time for students to study.
Finaly Schmunsday!
I slept all Schmunsday but had still time to do my homework.
What did you do during Schmunsday?
When is Schmunsday now again? Soon, very soon!
Schmunsday by namn November 23, 2015
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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