Schimeezle

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One whos knowledge surpasses all. A learned human in the ways of the lord. Makes other feel inferior to their peers unknowingly due to a high functioning mind.

To be greater, better, faster, and wiser than anyone.

Dude, you are such a Schimeezle

Call Schimeezle, I'm sure he knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-pop.

Shimeezle got a 97... what a bitch.

Schimeezle by winchestertonfeildville April 23, 2009

Words you can keep

Schmetzle splash

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

Schmetzle splash by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005

Related Words

Schimeezle • schmeeze • Schmeezed • schimelle • Scheneezle • schimmeled • schmeeble • Schmeebler • schmeegle • Schmeegled

schmeeze

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

schmeeze by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

Schmeeze

a raging slut... a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to fuck.. a hoe, slut, smut, or whore who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze

1: Shes had sex with three dudes at that party last night
2: Damn dude shes a schmeeze

Schmeeze by fuckingschmeeze12 August 20, 2010

Schmeezed

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

Schmeezed by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023

schmeegle

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan

I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!

schmeegle by schmeegle August 26, 2006

Schmeezed

East Coast slang meaning high off of the best weed you have...usually krippy/dro

Dude...I am soooo Schmeezed!

Schmeezed by CGiizy August 24, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026