Schimeezle

One whos knowledge surpasses all. A learned human in the ways of the lord. Makes other feel inferior to their peers unknowingly due to a high functioning mind.

To be greater, better, faster, and wiser than anyone.

Dude, you are such a Schimeezle

Call Schimeezle, I'm sure he knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-pop.

Shimeezle got a 97... what a bitch.

by winchestertonfeildville April 23, 2009

Schmetzle splash

The process by which the toilet bowl’s water splashes back up at your ass while pinching a loaf.

I got my boxers covered all in Schmetzle splash from dropping a load at work today.

by \_/Sar\_/ September 21, 2005

schmeeze

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

Schmeeze

a raging slut... a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to fuck.. a hoe, slut, smut, or whore who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze

1: Shes had sex with three dudes at that party last night
2: Damn dude shes a schmeeze

by fuckingschmeeze12 August 20, 2010

Schmeezed

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.

After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.

by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023

schmeegle

The ability to schmeegle, an artform in pulling the opposite sex, many people try and fail, a schmeegle master can have great success in courtship.(warning schmeegling must not be attempted by beginners), ranking is as follows, (1)schmeegle grand master
(2)schmeegle master
(3)schmeeglite
(4) young paddowan

I schmeegled this girl today, she took me home and schmeegled me.
Have you been out on the schmeegle tonight?
I schmeegled her all night........!

by schmeegle August 26, 2006

Schmeezed

East Coast slang meaning high off of the best weed you have...usually krippy/dro

Dude...I am soooo Schmeezed!

by CGiizy August 24, 2008