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Scheneezle

Destroyed in a grand way, defeated, creamed.
Did you see when Hillary ran against Barack, she got scheneezled.

Are you going to let someone else open that milk carton before you totally scheneezle it up for everyone else?

I'm listening to Phil Valentine on the radio and taking a drink and I'm laughing so hard that I have to stop drinking before I totally scheneezle myself.
Scheneezle by Cherise G. April 1, 2016
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schneeble 

verb to schneeble
1. said whilst performing an involentary act of retardation
2. used to discribe ones unforseen spazmic movements/actions

can also be used to refer to a person or being who "schneebles" a lot
often said with an accent, extending the "ee" sound to "schneeeeble"
Emily "schneeble" *whilst twitching*
India "omg did you just twitch?"
Emily "Aha! Yer"
India "Ahhh your such a schneeble sometimes!"
schneeble by DrRossGeller June 16, 2009

schneebles 

(n) SHAUN

(v) to be kind

synonyms include: person that lights up everybody's life, legend, gentle giant
Have you seen schneebles today?

Nah man but I have been schneebles today.
schneebles by Iloveelderlypeople November 19, 2020

schneedle 

the third leg of a man
schneedlemeister
schneedle by Dr. Dirt October 2, 2003
When one shits as a result of sneezing too hard.
How cute her baby schneezed! Time for a diaper change.
schneeze by Mike Loins October 24, 2017

schenkeled 

To gain a never ending deeply ingrained memory after having to Google an incidental minor character in an old b comedy movie.
I got schenkeled after I googled who played chief O'Hara on batman.
schenkeled by Brian T. O'Hara March 14, 2018

Schneebleweebleweebleworb 

The sound sims make when they masturbate
Me: wow what a great sims game! Is this a jack off option?

Sim: SCHNEEBLEWEEBLEWEEBLEWORB
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