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A Schilke is someone who's extremely sassy and careless but also very clever, kind (to those who deserve it) and fair. A Schilke doesn't give a shit about your stupid opinions since theirs are a lot better. A Schilke goes her/his own way because a Schilke-way is always the best way. You'll never have a boring day with a Schilke in your life. They're totally crazy and will give you abs as they make you laugh until your stomach hurts. If you're a person who loves to do crazy dances in the kitchen in the middle of the night, who wouldn't mind eating a burger for breakfast, who doesn't care about them bitchy looks you get from dull people (since you can do them better) and who always care about people, you should, if you haven't already, get yourself a Schilke since they would be the perfect match for you.
Person 1: omg did you meet that new girl? She makes the rest of us look so basic and boring.

Person 2: yeah, totally a Schilke. I wish I could be like her.
schilke by Bitchfjortisen December 11, 2016
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Alan schilke 

A very good Rollercoaster layout desinger who walks for RMC he also is the discord bot for seeking the thrill he sadly doesn't give Cookies anymore to new people cause robbins bot broke after one day :(
Alan schilke is very nice and the best bot
He does research

He counts our levels

He does every command you send him exapt for !hyperion
Alan schilke by Gogoeoe January 4, 2021
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Alan Schilke 

Alan Schilke by #robloxsucks December 14, 2022

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.
I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

Schielke 

A god amongst men, a true hero and legend.A epicly large lad that may of freaked it too hard.He was the ruler of the techroom and the guardian of the 3d printer.Dont get on his bad side or he will bring you to his techroom and freak you.His main enemies were slackers,people who wouldnt switch gears and vex spinners.his phisique was chode like with his hair as pink and as waxxy as a crayola crayon.
Dan:I TOLD YOU TO ONLY PUT YOUR NAME!!
Alex:Schielke look out for the bees!
Dan:OH GOD NOT THE BEES!!!
Schielke by The Schielkmiester October 10, 2018
I'm hungry. Imma go to Popeye's and get me some schicken.
schicken by Freeloading Will March 9, 2008
To get very drunk.
Bob and Garry got plenty schickerd last night.
schickerd by conchowino January 13, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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