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Schiffl

Nasty nasty girl with every kind of std there is. She is fat, nasty, oily and smells like cat piss
Did you see schiffl out there again”
“See? I can smell.”
by Jummmymhshhahwhwh February 16, 2018
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Schiffing

Using Arguments against Bitcoin in a desperate attempt to make yourself relevant.
Frances Coppola is straight up Schiffing for attention.
by BTCBug December 29, 2020
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Ulquiorra Schiffer

(Noun) ウルキオラ・シファー Urukiora Schifa Ulquiorra Schiffer is Espada 4 in the anime/manga series "Bleach" created by Tite Kubo.
Ulquiorra shows quite an analytical mind with great fighting prowess and never reveals his plans or fighting style as most other characters do.
Known to have effortlessly defeated Ichigo in Episode 162 of the Japanese Animated series, Ulquiorra shows no visible sign of weakness.
Pale gray-skinned Arrancar with large emerald green eyes, teal tear streaks and coal black hair.
The remnant of Ulquiorra's Hollow mask is in the shape of a half helmet on the left side of his head with a single horn.

Ulquiorra shows no signs of emotion and is typically inaccurately labeled "emo" because of his straight face and lack of expression.
He displays absolutely no emotions and speaks to others in a condescending and even demeaning manner since he views them as trash and undeserving of his time.
Excerpt of a conversation between Ichigo Kurosaki and Ulquiorra Schiffer from episode 161:

Ichigo:You're...
...Ulquiorra!
Ulquiorra:You know my name?
But I don't recall having told it to you before.
At any rate,
Kuchki Rukia is dead.
Ichigo:What...did you say?!
Ulquiorra:More accurately, she and Espada number 9 killed eachother.
She was covered in wounds, and her body was run through by a spear.
She couldn't possibly be alive.
Ichigo:Don't jump to conclusions.
Rukia's reaitsu just decreased a second ago.
You weren't at their fight, so you wouldn't know weather or not-
Ulquiorra:We have synchronized recognition.
That was one of Espada number 9's abilities, as well as his responsibilities.
He constantly conveys information on any enemy he fights to all of us.

*Ichigo starts to walk away*

Where are you going?
Ichigo:I'm going to save Rukia.
Ulquiorra:I believe I told you she's dead.
Ichigo:I don't think she is.
Ulquiorra:You're being obstinate.
Are you sure you don't want to kill me before you go?
Ichigo:I have no reason to fight you.
Ulquiorra:What does that mean?
Ichigo:You may be the enemy, but you haven't harmed any of my friends yet.
Ulquiorra:I see.
Would that still apply if I told you I was the one who forced Inoue Orihime to come to Hueco Mundo?

*Ichigo flash steps to Ulquiorra dropping Nel and clashes his sword to Ulquiorra's defending iron-skinned arm in a violent rage*

Ichigo:I knew Inoue didn't go to Hueco Mundo of her own free will after all!
Ulquiorra:That's unexpected.
You still held doubts about her intentions, even though you came here to save her.
Ichigo:Don't you understand?!
Everyone's calling Inoue a traitor because of you!
Ulquiorra:Makes sense.
If that wasn't the case, then it would mean I'd miscalculated something.
Ichigo:Damn you!
Ulquiorra:Is that reason enough for you to fight me now?
by Hollow Girl January 4, 2009
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schefflasaurus

(Also known as Scheffler)

Schefflasaurs, meaning "chemistry dog lizard" (from the Greek Scheffler meaning 'gigantic load of homework related ions that growl at people' and sauros/óáõñïò meaning 'lizard'), is a deprecated genus of sauropod dinosaurs.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna chill afterschool?
Person 2: I can't... I've got to deal with a brutal schefflasaurus tonight.
Person 1: I'll get the caffeine pills.
by sycophant November 22, 2007
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Shiffle

To quietly laugh by exhaling through the nose
Person at work: "I'm going to put in my headphones and listen to this humorous podcast."
Coworker: "Great, now we get to listen to you shiffle for the next hour."
by faded number July 22, 2016
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scriffle

verb - To ruffle and scratch esp. when petting an animal.
My Jack Russel gets hyper if you scriffle him.
by Mercury_Zero December 2, 2013
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shifflette

A type of blunt; usually consists of extremely large amounts of ganja rolled into a pregnant shape. Always accompanied by shotguns. This type is strictly for pros.
We was smoking a shifflette and some gabe passed out off of one shotgun.
by Philly Phil July 27, 2006
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