schmexy, its like sexy, but schmexy (said shh-mex-e) and can mean just sexy, or if its a little more special than sexy, like sexy, and they are a nice man/woman too!

damn, you know whos schmexy?
no, who?
Frances
OH HELL YES

schmexy by d{^_^}b Adam August 31, 2006

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schexnailder

male who fucks hot girls the best

Sam does the best schexnailder

schexnailder by TNTrockshard January 14, 2008

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Mr.Scheyder

The social awkward teacher that plays disc golf, has lousy jokes, is a bit fruity at times, wears plaid and different colored socks. He also talks about how hot his wife is all the time and has a broken shoulder.

Mr.Scheyeder is definitely gay.
Mr.Scheyder's disc is named banana pudding.
Mr.Scheyder carpools kids for free.
Mr.Scheyder says depressed jokes all the time.
Mr.Scheyder listens to depressing yet gay songs repeatedly.
Mr.Scheyeder stands like an eight-month pregnant mom.
Mr.Scheyder is emotionally attached to his discs smh.
Mr.Scheyder is definitely cheating on his wife with banana pudding, I see them during class, he thinks he's slick.
Mr.Scheyder is such a socially awkward teacher smh.

Mr.Scheyder by The love of Chuuya's life March 9, 2021

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schedy

Schedule, used primarily during a 4th of July Twilight Zone marathon.

Check the schedy to see when Mr. Bighouse is on.

schedy by dances with curtains September 5, 2008

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shexy

Shexy: A combination of words used to describe someone that is overly attractive. Shexy meaning more than just sexy. Extremely sexy.

Shexy = Shit Hot Sexy

Did you see that girl? She was Shexy!

He's one Shexy man!

shexy by Cory12123 November 18, 2007

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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