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schlong-schlapped 

to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.
Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.
schlong-schlapped by Chris Scholten February 10, 2007

Schnapped 

To do or say something out of the ordinary.

That which is not normal.
She said she could get it for free, she schnapped!

Schlapped 

To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.
"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"
Schlapped by Mr.Sassafras May 17, 2016

Schlapped 

The unwanted groping of the male genitals.
Went to CPAC and the guy schlapped me.
Schlapped by Unshahlapped March 4, 2023

schlapped 

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.
JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!
schlapped by JJballer May 31, 2009

shabapped 

Striking a golf ball on the toe end of a golf club while attempting to hit the middle of the golf club.
Coach shabapped his 7 iron on the second hole today.
shabapped by coesign March 14, 2011
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