Schlamme 

For those who follow the show, "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip."

The feeling of semi-annoyance that the show left with a cliff-hanger ending. Created because the first producer's last name is Schlamme. Which common sense can connect to "Lame". If used when not referring to the show, then the word is a contraction of "That shit is lame."

ADj. Expressing dislike or disapproval for a situation or outcome.

"You can't give me b-12, i'm pregnant"*-Fade to black* *Credits*

Viewer- "Schlamme! another cliffhanger ending."

Person 1- I got into a car crash.
Person 2- "Schlamme!"

Schlamme by Rex Victor January 28, 2007

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

Schlampe 

German for Slut.

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"

Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

schlampenschlepper 

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

schlampenschlepper by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

Von Schlemmer 

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler

Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?

Von Schlemmer by craz kylo May 23, 2008

Schlameel 

someone who tends to make the wrong decisions or ruin everything- also see mush , schlamufde

"What a schlameel!?!"

Schlameel by Neil, Joe, Bryan June 18, 2008