Schari

The single most badass name in the world. A person named Schari not only has a wicked sexy personality but every step they take causes miniature orgasms to anyone within 5 feet. Just standing next to her will give you a high so intense you will see trees eating the sky.

Man 1: Dude is that Schari?
Man 2: I think so dude, holy shit.
Man 1: Dude she's walking towards us!
Man 2: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!

Schari: Hey whats up guys?

Man 1 & 2: ...

Schari: Something wrong?

Man 1: We gotta go change our pants.

by The Curly Haired Bandit May 14, 2011

Schäri

Freakin' gorgeous, individual. beautiful eyes. Hard to understand but easy to love:) Shes the most outgoing person you'll ever meet. If you get the chance to know a Schäri honor that moment..love her..cherish her, and never let her go! because Shes be one of a kind, and i bet you wontfind another person like her

Never let schäri go

by Schärer November 4, 2018

scaring the hoes away

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

by japanesewombat December 28, 2020

Sunday Scaries

The feeling you have after a long week of work followed by a Saturday full of binge drinking, when Sunday hits you question your entire existence. Typically characterized by laying in bed all day and both regretting past decisions and questioning your seemingly non-existent future. Thoughts like "I"m going to die alone" and "Will I ever get a job that I actually enjoy?" consume you for the entire day while you're battling a hangover.

Wow I haven't seen Chad all day! He must have a bad case of the Sunday Scaries

by swaggerkitten101 February 12, 2017

Sunday scaries

The feeling of dread knowing that Monday is going to be rough.

I'm suffering from Sunday scaries!

by Mr. Robotron April 2, 2019

Scharzing

Dressing up in slutty amounts of sequins just to appear attractive to low-lifes and tramps.

1. "Eww, look at those sluts scharzing... they look awful."

2. "Mate, any more bling and you'll be scharzing tonight."

by tagtag994 October 7, 2012

Creamy Cody Scharmer

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.

Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall

by Poor Richard1775 January 9, 2012