Schari

The single most badass name in the world. A person named Schari not only has a wicked sexy personality but every step they take causes miniature orgasms to anyone within 5 feet. Just standing next to her will give you a high so intense you will see trees eating the sky.

Man 1: Dude is that Schari?
Man 2: I think so dude, holy shit.
Man 1: Dude she's walking towards us!
Man 2: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!

Schari: Hey whats up guys?

Man 1 & 2: ...

Schari: Something wrong?

Man 1: We gotta go change our pants.

Schari by The Curly Haired Bandit May 14, 2011

Schäri

Freakin' gorgeous, individual. beautiful eyes. Hard to understand but easy to love:) Shes the most outgoing person you'll ever meet. If you get the chance to know a Schäri honor that moment..love her..cherish her, and never let her go! because Shes be one of a kind, and i bet you wontfind another person like her

Never let schäri go

Schäri by Schärer November 4, 2018

scaring the hoes away 

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

scaring the hoes away by japanesewombat December 28, 2020

Sunday Scaries 

The feeling you have after a long week of work followed by a Saturday full of binge drinking, when Sunday hits you question your entire existence. Typically characterized by laying in bed all day and both regretting past decisions and questioning your seemingly non-existent future. Thoughts like "I"m going to die alone" and "Will I ever get a job that I actually enjoy?" consume you for the entire day while you're battling a hangover.

Wow I haven't seen Chad all day! He must have a bad case of the Sunday Scaries

Sunday Scaries by swaggerkitten101 February 12, 2017

Sunday scaries 

The feeling of dread knowing that Monday is going to be rough.

I'm suffering from Sunday scaries!

Sunday scaries by Mr. Robotron April 2, 2019

Creamy Cody Scharmer 

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.

Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall

Creamy Cody Scharmer by Poor Richard1775 January 9, 2012

Schaivoed 

The point at which you become so high and/or drunk, that you are no longer able to stand or sit. A schaivoed individual will enter a vegetative state, and will lay down on the nearest horizontal surface, most often the floor.

Dude, I smoked a whole bowl of the crippy at Jim's party and got schaivoed. I woke up the next morning in a dress.

Schaivoed by Deadly Pancake January 9, 2009