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scharim by chachaeatstoespart3 September 20, 2022
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Creamy Cody Scharmer
When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.
Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer
Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall
Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall
Creamy Cody Scharmer by Poor Richard1775 January 9, 2012
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schrimshaw
a game consisting of two or more friends smoking an obscene amount of weed following this game is usally eating a cornicopious array of different goodies or snacks
schrimshaw by Darryn Joseph January 9, 2008
Schaima
A tough girl who doesn‘t like to use laughing emojis because they‘re too kitschy. She‘s the smartest girl you will ever met. Many people doubt her but you will change your mind because everyone gets fascinated by her. She has a fantastic sense of Humor.
Schaima by schaima775 July 1, 2020
Schari
The single most badass name in the world. A person named Schari not only has a wicked sexy personality but every step they take causes miniature orgasms to anyone within 5 feet. Just standing next to her will give you a high so intense you will see trees eating the sky.
Man 1: Dude is that Schari?
Man 2: I think so dude, holy shit.
Man 1: Dude she's walking towards us!
Man 2: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!
Schari: Hey whats up guys?
Man 1 & 2: ...
Schari: Something wrong?
Man 1: We gotta go change our pants.
Man 2: I think so dude, holy shit.
Man 1: Dude she's walking towards us!
Man 2: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!
Schari: Hey whats up guys?
Man 1 & 2: ...
Schari: Something wrong?
Man 1: We gotta go change our pants.
Schari by The Curly Haired Bandit May 14, 2011
Sharimar
Sharimar is a beautiful and loving person. She may be a b*tch sometimes but she's a loving and caring person.
Sharimar is a great friend.
Sharimar by Mercedes turner June 18, 2018
Schrimmpo
Not to be confused with the common sea crustacean, a shrimp.
Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.
Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.
Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.
Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"
Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"
Schrimmpo by Ilikecamels December 13, 2021
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