scharim

an absolute hottie <3 obviously the best anyones gonna ever have.

omg scharim is so annoying

girl shut up she’s hot
ugh you’re so right

by chachaeatstoespart3 September 20, 2022

Creamy Cody Scharmer

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.

Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall

by Poor Richard1775 January 9, 2012

schrimshaw

a game consisting of two or more friends smoking an obscene amount of weed following this game is usally eating a cornicopious array of different goodies or snacks

hey homie u wanna go to my house after school to play some schrimshaw

by Darryn Joseph January 9, 2008

Schaima

A tough girl who doesn‘t like to use laughing emojis because they‘re too kitschy. She‘s the smartest girl you will ever met. Many people doubt her but you will change your mind because everyone gets fascinated by her. She has a fantastic sense of Humor.

Who is that talantless but Smart Ass Bitch? It‘s Schaima!!!

by schaima775 July 1, 2020

Schari

The single most badass name in the world. A person named Schari not only has a wicked sexy personality but every step they take causes miniature orgasms to anyone within 5 feet. Just standing next to her will give you a high so intense you will see trees eating the sky.

Man 1: Dude is that Schari?
Man 2: I think so dude, holy shit.
Man 1: Dude she's walking towards us!
Man 2: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!

Schari: Hey whats up guys?

Man 1 & 2: ...

Schari: Something wrong?

Man 1: We gotta go change our pants.

by The Curly Haired Bandit May 14, 2011

Sharimar

Sharimar is a beautiful and loving person. She may be a b*tch sometimes but she's a loving and caring person.

Sharimar is a great friend.

by Mercedes turner June 18, 2018

Schrimmpo

Not to be confused with the common sea crustacean, a shrimp.

Schrimmpos are characterised by wearing blazers, scarves and handkerchiefs - all are distinct features that differentiate a Schrimmpo to a sea cockroach. Schrimmpos can be found in any moist habitat; all oceans —in shallow and deep water—and especially in the warm depths of Latin America. Their food consists strictly of small plants and animals - specifically fishy smelling nutrition.

Apart from being a highly dirty and tame creature, Schrimmpos are notorious for their mating customs. Similar to a shrimp, a Schrimmpo's average size is about 4 to 8 cm (1.5 to 3 inches). Due to this, a Schrimmpo cannot mate with every fish in the sea, having to settle for smaller targets. However, this does not deter a Schrimmpo. After the Bonobo Monkey, a Schrimmpo is the second most sexually active creature on this planet.

Anne: "is that a wild Sea Cockroach!??"

Stephany *Sighs*: "No, thats just a Schrimmpo, you can tell by how small it is"

by Ilikecamels December 13, 2021