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Schancy is a female, this female is commonly quite stupid and often runs into poles. She visits people for their birthdays but she makes the birthday person pick her up and then lend her money to buy them a gift. This scenario does not change if you are family, if you are family it is just worse. She is educated but a first glance you would never guess it. To put it frankly she needs a helmet and full time handler!!
Schancy ran full speed into a pole!!!
Schancy randomly shows up at your hotel room and completely ruins the night... also called pulling a Schancy!
Who is that idiot?? That's Schancy.
Me: Would you like to meet my cousin?
You: whats her name?
Me: Schancy
You: nah man they are the worst.
Schancy by Vaneeken February 27, 2015
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In the early 100BC, teenagers used to place bananas in their armpits and do a dance known as the 'Schamcy' and in the process the bananas would be smashed and the person performing a Schamcy would have a spiritual vision. Some claim to have witnessed a black Jesus Christ in a thong. Sometimes an Emo-Buddha, or a naruto character claiming to be Allah. And a few times some saw the hindu god Visnu and Siva pretending to be Al Gore and President Clinton. Of course, the Schamcy isn't practiced that much anymore, most of the people who practiced Schamcy were kidnapped by the goverment and placed on secret islands near the bermuda triangle.
yo did you hear that historians found mummies that performed Schamcy? that's some crazy shit

Fancy Schmancy 

Well, have fun at your fancy schmancy meeting! I wish I could come, but I'm not freakin' good enough!!!!!!
Fancy Schmancy by Zach G. October 27, 2003

Fancy Schmancy 

John has on a pair of fancy schmancy pants today.
Fancy Schmancy by Lj LPLJLolaLola February 15, 2017

Schmancyfans 

"fancy pants" or "fancy britches"
overly elegant or refined, pretentious
"Your such a schmancyfans."
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Schancho 

A ho and a skank put together
Did you see that girl, she's a total schancho!
Schancho by fuckimhot February 16, 2010

schmancy 

schmancy can be used in a number of different ways, much like the word fuck. schmancy is mainly derogatory in uses such as "you are a schmance", "fucken schmancy", "schmance cock", "what a schmancy" etc. the meaning is similar to fag or pussy and can be used to describe a person or an action that lacks balls.
andrew you are such a fucken schmancy, who the fuck shaves their legs
schmancy by omg i am wtf uber October 13, 2006
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