schanck 

Pronounced SH-AN-K. To be used in place of any swear or curse word. Swears words no longer have the same effect as they did 10 years ago. Schanck can be used as a resplacement for swear words but also to enforce swear words.

P1: Help me i've fallen off a cliff....
P2: You're Schancked mate

P1: Damn shopkeep ripped me off a dollar
P2: F*cken Schancking b*sterd

schanck by M & J November 19, 2006

schnackered 

To be completely messed up and/or drunk.

"Knockered? Knackered? Schnockered? SURELY you mean SCHNACKERED!"

schnackered by Nicholas Becker December 10, 2006

schencked 

When you give your two weeks notice and are asked to leave early by the boss.

Can you believe Mitch asked Julia to leave?

No way man. she definately didn't deserve to be schencked!

schencked by kscmegan August 23, 2005

schnackel 

The backside of your nuts.

Move your schnackel so i can lick fatch.

schnackel by infamous September 9, 2003

Schancy 

Schancy is a female, this female is commonly quite stupid and often runs into poles. She visits people for their birthdays but she makes the birthday person pick her up and then lend her money to buy them a gift. This scenario does not change if you are family, if you are family it is just worse. She is educated but a first glance you would never guess it. To put it frankly she needs a helmet and full time handler!!

Schancy ran full speed into a pole!!!
Schancy randomly shows up at your hotel room and completely ruins the night... also called pulling a Schancy!
Who is that idiot?? That's Schancy.
Me: Would you like to meet my cousin?
You: whats her name?
Me: Schancy
You: nah man they are the worst.

Schancy by Vaneeken February 27, 2015

schacking off

To masturbate for the first time, but not knowing what to to

Damn it jimmy, if you can't figure it out, then don't try schacking off. Its dangerous if you don't know how to do it properly

schacking off by illogical philosticist November 29, 2014

schanks 

A trendy hangout location during hockey playoff time, where a male and a female converge towards a human waste disposal cubicle.

Guy: "I'm going to Schanks to poop"
Gal: "Did you say poop?"
Guy: "Hell ya I did!"
Gal: "Meet you there"

schanks by DJC April 22, 2005