Schadenfruit 

A raw unsugared sour/bitter fruit (usually citrus), especially when given to a small innocent child.

Mother: Did you just give little Lisa a schadenfruit?
Father: (while laughing and pointing) Ha...yes look at her face.

Schadenfruit by Akula1115 November 19, 2010

Schadenfruede 

A song from the fucking hilarious musical "Avenue Q". It's also a German word meaning happiness at the misfortune of others.

Nicky: Hmm...Schadenfruede, huh? What is that? Some kind of Nazi word?
Gary: Yep! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others"!
Nicky: Happiness at the misfortune of others...that is German!

Kyle: What is this feeling when you watch a Vegetarian eat chicken or a Frat boy realize just what he put his dick in?
Lize: Schadenfruede!

Schadenfruede by Lize September 6, 2008

schadenfridge 

the pleasure derived from the unfortunate contents of another's refrigerator.

Jim's refrigerator contained nothing but fat free ranch dressing and expired milk. His dinner guests had a brief sense of schadenfridge at the expense of their otherwise well-prepared friend.

schadenfridge by captainsandwich January 2, 2012

Schadenfriending 

Adding someone to your social media network just so you can enjoy the bad things that have happened or are happening to him or her.

"Do you remember the snotty girl who used to make fun of you? I heard through the grapevine that she had three kids by different guys and is currently dating another loser. I'm schadenfriending her today on Facebook so I can see her karmic smackdown."

Schadenfriending by Professor Ninja August 10, 2012

schadenfriend

A friend who is obviously inferior to you in every way and you keep to lift your self esteem. Portmanteau of schadenfruede and friend.

I only hang out with him so I can feel better about myself. He is my schadenfriend.

schadenfriend by dreidel_nose_bumann October 12, 2010

Schadenfriday 

The day where you can finally laugh at another's misfortune and not be taken as a heartless bastard.

See Schadenfreude

B: Ha! You just stepped in dog shit!
M: That's not funny, these are new shoes.
B: That just makes it funnier. Besides, it's Schadenfriday!

Schadenfriday by Nate Ecks February 17, 2009

schadenfruede 

shay-den-fru-d

it is anything and everything.
it can be used in any sentence
it can be a noun, adj, verb, etc.

i'm schadenfruede.
and im not schadenfruede.
you are possibly schadenfruede.
and you are not schadenfruede.
i love to schadenfruede.
we can go schadenfruede.
i can do the schadenfruede.
i have schadenfruede.
schadenfruede to the 4th power!
oops, i schadenfrueded.
schadenfruede! where are my socks!?
ew. that was so schadenfruede of you.
sweet, you are so schadenfruede.
what the schadenfruede!?
who schadenfrueded?

schadenfruede by sfloverssss May 18, 2006