Sceptile_Trainer. Definately the greaest thing the net has seen since sliced bytes. Reads bob and george and Ctrl+Alt+Del every time they update. Plays The Sims 2 at least once a day.

Ho-hum, Sceptile_Trainer makes another brilliant post.

Sceptile_Trainer by Definately_Not_Sceptile_Trainer January 30, 2005

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sceptile moment

For somebody to win a physical fight due to the opponent being mentally unfit (i.e. stupid). Originated from Smogon.

They were winning five-one, but then their mind slipped and I won due to a sceptile moment.

sceptile moment by TheOriginalPokegami September 26, 2011

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The Sceptile

This word is used to describe people as the following:

GAY, HORNY, HENTAI SIMP, SIMP, RETARD, CYBER BULLY, PEICE OF SHIT, DUMBASS, SEX OFFENDER, CHILD PORN SENDER, TRANSGENDER, FUCKING STUPID, NO FRIENDS, FATHERLESS, BORN ON THE STREETS, LIES ABOUT AGE, BRAIN WASHER

"You are The Sceptile

The Sceptile by Ta_Facts May 10, 2022

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skeptileptic

to convulsively disbelieve what someone is saying

John: 'There is no way you passed your law exam."

Tom: "I absolutely aced them. Stop being such a skeptileptic"

skeptileptic by savannahliscious November 22, 2011

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sceptiling

When you get a toilet brush and shove it up your ass hole. Name comes from the tail of the pokemon sceptile.

Man. Sceptiling really hurt last night.

sceptiling by shuznuzul October 11, 2013

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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