sceptiling 

When you get a toilet brush and shove it up your ass hole. Name comes from the tail of the pokemon sceptile.

Man. Sceptiling really hurt last night.

sceptiling by shuznuzul October 11, 2013

sceptering 

verb - the act of sitting in a daze and clutching the bong as though it is a scepter.

usage - "Dude, quit sceptering and pass the bong."

sceptering by Realbeer December 25, 2008