scatophile

one who loves all things related to shit; someone obsessed with the poop culture

Max is a scatophile; you can talk to him for hours about the process of shitting, the study of fecal matter and preparing hot lunches.

scatophile by Hung Far Low September 20, 2006

Scatophile

Someone who likes defensive football

- Ayoub, I love watching Mourinho parking the bus.
- Gross dude! You can't possibly love defensive football, it's like eating your own shit. That'd mean you're a scatophile.

Scatophile by Ayoubaoui August 20, 2018

SCATOPHILE

A man or *Women* who playing with the shit and fuck ..... and others ....

SCATOPHILE by Anonymous July 24, 2003

Scentophile

A rare psychiatric disorder wherein the intentional, premeditated act of inhaling the scent of an individual for purposes of olfactory gratification, induces an unwelcoming, untamable, primordial erection, so intense that blood flow to the hippocampus (memory recall) is temporarily depleted, thus resulting in the onset of incoherent verbal communications and an overall affect of non-accountable bafoonery, stemming from a neuropathic fugue.

In the early 1990's, and during the era of the band Vibe 45, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen began his studies on the impacts of alternative music on human behavior, with a specific focus on the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by Nirvana. Curious patterns emerged from the data as Culvitude plotted the manifestation of exacerbated mannerisms elicited by politicians and statesmen, with their constituents during media events. Culvitude initially formed a narrow perspective, and the commonly known phrase "Boner Cloaking", to explain how, in public gatherings, politicians would smell the hair from the opposite sex, conjure up an erection (boner), then quickly immerse/hide in the crowd (cloaking), so as to not reveal their affliction. Culvitude and his partner, Dr. Kevin Michael Damone from Korkyville, would later present the full extent of their research on years of Boner Cloaking observations and what is now known as "Scentophilia", publishing it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders under code JOeB-1Dn.

{Two friends watching TV} "Dude, why is that senator smelling that little girls hair for like ten minutes straight?" {Friend Replies} Didn't you know that the senator is 'Scentophile'? Its a classic DSM-MD case of JOeB-Dn.!"

Scentophile by Charitable Disguise May 16, 2020

slavophile

Someone who loves the culture of the Slavs or the people.

Think the Balkans, Russia, etc.

I love Zach Condon. Him and I are like total slavophiles!

slavophile by Xenophiliac May 9, 2008

Swagophile 

Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.

Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?

Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?

Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?

Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!

Swagophile by TurkTurkleton July 17, 2012

Scotophilia 

sco·to·phil·i·a (skt-fl-)noun: a preference for the night, and or darkness.

also called: nyctophilia nyc·to·phil·i·a (nkt-fl-)

scotophiliacs are the real vampires

Scotophilia by NIGHTW4TCH July 11, 2009