scoutophile

Someone who becomes a scout leader for the sole purpose of molesting boys in the woods.

No one ever wanted to share the tent at boy scout camp with Steve the scoutophile.

scoutophile by UTRyno April 17, 2007

Scentophile

A rare psychiatric disorder wherein the intentional, premeditated act of inhaling the scent of an individual for purposes of olfactory gratification, induces an unwelcoming, untamable, primordial erection, so intense that blood flow to the hippocampus (memory recall) is temporarily depleted, thus resulting in the onset of incoherent verbal communications and an overall affect of non-accountable bafoonery, stemming from a neuropathic fugue.

In the early 1990's, and during the era of the band Vibe 45, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen began his studies on the impacts of alternative music on human behavior, with a specific focus on the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by Nirvana. Curious patterns emerged from the data as Culvitude plotted the manifestation of exacerbated mannerisms elicited by politicians and statesmen, with their constituents during media events. Culvitude initially formed a narrow perspective, and the commonly known phrase "Boner Cloaking", to explain how, in public gatherings, politicians would smell the hair from the opposite sex, conjure up an erection (boner), then quickly immerse/hide in the crowd (cloaking), so as to not reveal their affliction. Culvitude and his partner, Dr. Kevin Michael Damone from Korkyville, would later present the full extent of their research on years of Boner Cloaking observations and what is now known as "Scentophilia", publishing it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders under code JOeB-1Dn.

{Two friends watching TV} "Dude, why is that senator smelling that little girls hair for like ten minutes straight?" {Friend Replies} Didn't you know that the senator is 'Scentophile'? Its a classic DSM-MD case of JOeB-Dn.!"

Scentophile by Charitable Disguise May 16, 2020

Scotophilia 

sco·to·phil·i·a (skt-fl-)noun: a preference for the night, and or darkness.

also called: nyctophilia nyc·to·phil·i·a (nkt-fl-)

scotophiliacs are the real vampires

Scotophilia by NIGHTW4TCH July 11, 2009

scatophile

one who loves all things related to shit; someone obsessed with the poop culture

Max is a scatophile; you can talk to him for hours about the process of shitting, the study of fecal matter and preparing hot lunches.

scatophile by Hung Far Low September 20, 2006

smutophile

A name given to a person who enjoys the sending and receiving of smut. For the content to be considered smutty enough for the smutophile it must offend, disturb or cause a feeling of nausea. The smutophile generally sends the smut in the form of an image, a video, or a website link. Although generally done in a harmless and fun way, Smutophilia can be most effective when sent to somebody's work email account or using their Facebook Wall.

Thanks SO much for putting all that smut on my facebook wall, you complete and utter smutophile. I've been sacked, my wife has left me and I'm homeless all thanks to your smutty ways." "Sorry dad.

smutophile by kittenMouth March 10, 2011

scosophile 

A scosophile is an individual who uses their social media accounts not to be social, but to follow and like soft-core pornography

Adam ventured onto twitter to favourite the pictures of various pornstars. What a scosophile

scosophile by concerned resident October 2, 2013

Scatophile

Someone who likes defensive football

- Ayoub, I love watching Mourinho parking the bus.
- Gross dude! You can't possibly love defensive football, it's like eating your own shit. That'd mean you're a scatophile.

Scatophile by Ayoubaoui August 20, 2018