Definitions by UTRyno

utah county rules 

Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.

Jeremy: I swear, nothing is going on with Taylor, we are still virgins.

Brian: Man, you know you've gone further than that, you must be playing by the Utah County Rules.

utah county rules by UTRyno April 16, 2008

scoutophile

Someone who becomes a scout leader for the sole purpose of molesting boys in the woods.

No one ever wanted to share the tent at boy scout camp with Steve the scoutophile.

scoutophile by UTRyno April 17, 2007