Scaramuccied

Fired before you are hired.
Or rather, finishing something before really getting started, i.e. work, new project, marriage or something of significance. But fired before hired sounds better.
(Past Participle - Scaramuccied)
(Verb - Scaramucci)

Paul: Is Anthony starting work today?
Donald: I scaramuccied his ass.
Paul: Oh shit!
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CNN: In todays news, Anthony Scaramucci became the first person to be Scaramuccied.
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Verb: Scaramucci
Friend: You better take care of your wife on your wedding nigt, else she is gonna scarmucci you, son!

by N@kedape August 17, 2017

Scaramucci

Scaramucci
noun
scar-mōo-cheé
A unit of time, approximately 9.5-10 days.

I go through a pack of papertowels every Scaramucci.

by Peaceforus4ever July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

Something that only lasts for 10 days.

"How long have you had that rash?"
"Oh about a Scaramucci"

"I broke up with her after a week and a half"
"Oh so you pulled a Scaramucci on her?"

by Eli91 July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

(Verb) to destroy one's life, marriage, and job in ten days.

He Scaramucci'ed his new job up by insulting his coworkers. His wife left him after he tweeted "thoughts and prayers" about his newborn son. And on the tenth day, he was fired.

by pundit17 July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

An increment of time consisting of ten days.

I'll miss you too bae, but I'll only be gone for a scaramucci.

by chiller_whale August 1, 2017

Scaramucci

A measurement of time, approximately 11 days.

I'll see you in a scaramucci!

by Milkomedia August 2, 2017

scaramucci

A 10-day space of time.

"Do you have 3 weeks of vacation time with your new job?"
"No, I just have a scaramucci."

by probikeandcook July 31, 2017