scaramucci

A 10-day space of time.

"Do you have 3 weeks of vacation time with your new job?"
"No, I just have a scaramucci."

by probikeandcook August 01, 2017

scaramucci

the fluids or solids resulting from one's inability to control bowel movements; stool (feces) which has leaked unexpectedly from the rectum. Scaramucci can range from being an accidental or occasional leakage of stool while passing gas, to a full-blown loss of bowel control.

Scott was upset by the decision, that it literally dislodged the scaramucci from him while we were all sitting in the conference room.

I thought it was a fart, but it was a scaramucci.

by Fred Ghurkin July 24, 2017

scaramucci

a lying, paranoid, tweaking cocaine addict; a "coke fiend."

That scaramucci is tweaking something fierce.

by Lissehteleindil July 28, 2017

Scaramucci

Scaramucci
noun
scar-mōo-cheé
A unit of time, approximately 9.5-10 days.

I go through a pack of papertowels every Scaramucci.

by Peaceforus4ever August 01, 2017

Scaramucci

Something that only lasts for 10 days.

"How long have you had that rash?"
"Oh about a Scaramucci"

"I broke up with her after a week and a half"
"Oh so you pulled a Scaramucci on her?"

by Eli91 July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

(Verb) to destroy one's life, marriage, and job in ten days.

He Scaramucci'ed his new job up by insulting his coworkers. His wife left him after he tweeted "thoughts and prayers" about his newborn son. And on the tenth day, he was fired.

by pundit17 August 01, 2017

Scaramucci

An increment of time consisting of ten days.

I'll miss you too bae, but I'll only be gone for a scaramucci.

by chiller_whale August 01, 2017