Scaramucci'd

To be so entirely stoked about something new and f it up entirely within a matter of 10 days.

Man, I was after Becky for years and she finally agreed to date me. Sucks that I Scaramucci'd so hard when I drunkenly shat on her bedroom floor one night. Needless to say she dumped me.

by Unicornviagra August 4, 2017

Scaramucci Effect

When someone or something "crashes and burns" immediately after "peaking". This can be used to describe an event of quick reverse of someone's fortune.

"Did you hear that Chad is now mopping floors at K-mart?", Ryan asked.

Kyle looked up at Ryan with a sigh. "Ehh, that's fitting considering his diarrhea accident in the boardroom."
"And to think, when he got that promotion, he was the youngest VP in the history of Google," he added.
"Scaramucci Effect is a bitch!"

by O-Dawg87 August 1, 2017

Scaramucci

Scaramucci
noun
scar-mōo-cheé
A unit of time, approximately 9.5-10 days.

I go through a pack of papertowels every Scaramucci.

by Peaceforus4ever July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

Something that only lasts for 10 days.

"How long have you had that rash?"
"Oh about a Scaramucci"

"I broke up with her after a week and a half"
"Oh so you pulled a Scaramucci on her?"

by Eli91 July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

(Verb) to destroy one's life, marriage, and job in ten days.

He Scaramucci'ed his new job up by insulting his coworkers. His wife left him after he tweeted "thoughts and prayers" about his newborn son. And on the tenth day, he was fired.

by pundit17 July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

An increment of time consisting of ten days.

I'll miss you too bae, but I'll only be gone for a scaramucci.

by chiller_whale August 1, 2017

Scaramucci

A measurement of time, approximately 11 days.

I'll see you in a scaramucci!

by Milkomedia August 2, 2017