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Scaramucci
noun
scar-mōo-cheé
A unit of time, approximately 9.5-10 days.
I go through a pack of papertowels every Scaramucci.
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by Peaceforus4ever July 31, 2017
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(Verb) to destroy one's life, marriage, and job in ten days.
He Scaramucci'ed his new job up by insulting his coworkers. His wife left him after he tweeted "thoughts and prayers" about his newborn son. And on the tenth day, he was fired.
by pundit17 July 31, 2017
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Something that only lasts for 10 days.
"How long have you had that rash?"
"Oh about a Scaramucci"

"I broke up with her after a week and a half"
"Oh so you pulled a Scaramucci on her?"
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"Do you have 3 weeks of vacation time with your new job?"
"No, I just have a scaramucci."
by probikeandcook July 31, 2017
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