I go through a pack of papertowels every Scaramucci.

He Scaramucci'ed his new job up by insulting his coworkers. His wife left him after he tweeted "thoughts and prayers" about his newborn son. And on the tenth day, he was fired.

"How long have you had that rash?"
"Oh about a Scaramucci"

"I broke up with her after a week and a half"
"Oh so you pulled a Scaramucci on her?"

I'll miss you too bae, but I'll only be gone for a scaramucci.

I'll see you in a scaramucci!

"Do you have 3 weeks of vacation time with your new job?"
"No, I just have a scaramucci."

He was fired after a single Scaramucci.