Scaramucci

Scaramucci
noun
scar-mōo-cheé
A unit of time, approximately 9.5-10 days.

I go through a pack of papertowels every Scaramucci.

by Peaceforus4ever July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

Something that only lasts for 10 days.

"How long have you had that rash?"
"Oh about a Scaramucci"

"I broke up with her after a week and a half"
"Oh so you pulled a Scaramucci on her?"

by Eli91 July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

(Verb) to destroy one's life, marriage, and job in ten days.

He Scaramucci'ed his new job up by insulting his coworkers. His wife left him after he tweeted "thoughts and prayers" about his newborn son. And on the tenth day, he was fired.

by pundit17 July 31, 2017

Scaramucci

An increment of time consisting of ten days.

I'll miss you too bae, but I'll only be gone for a scaramucci.

by chiller_whale August 01, 2017

Scaramucci

A measurement of time, approximately 11 days.

I'll see you in a scaramucci!

by Milkomedia August 02, 2017

Scaramucci

(Noun) A period of time lasting 239 hours.

He was fired after a single Scaramucci.

by TotallyVindicated August 01, 2017

Scaramucci

To start a job and use your first paycheck for a cocaine bender which results in a public rant against your boss only to lose said job within the 30-day trial period

Tony pulled a scaramucci last weekend and his boss said, "You're fired."

by Ricey Potato July 31, 2017