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scandisexual 

To be sexually attracted to people of Scandinavian origin.
When Anne asked Louis out, he really wanted to be able to reciprocate the feelings, however, Anne was of French Canadian descent and the sparks did not ignite. All Louis wanted was a beautiful blonde Scandinavian since he was a scandisexual.
scandisexual by mynameisnotsophia February 8, 2015

Scandinavian Headlock 

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick
Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

scandiboo 

Someone obsessed with Scandinavian culture. Essentially a weeaboo, but instead of obsession over Japanese culture, Scandiboos obsess over Scandinavian culture.
James has a Swedish flag in his room, he's trying to learn Norwegian on Rosetta Stone, and he wants to move to Denmark after college. Fucking Scandiboo.
scandiboo by Homosneksual August 17, 2016

Scandiboo 

A person from outside Scandinavia who loves all things Scandinavian the way a weeaboo is obsessed with Japan. Can be used in either a positive/self deprecating manner or as an insult.
I'm such a Scandiboo, I dressed like a Viking for the formal dance.
Scandiboo by meowlnir June 11, 2018

scandinavilous 

adj. exorbitantly priced; of or pertaining to a monetary ripoff; scandalously expensive; characterized by excessive taxes, fees
Etymology: inspired by the scandalously high prices in Scandinavia
With a can of soda costing over $2, Helsinki is the most scandinavilous city I've ever visited.
scandinavilous by sultunuvsuav December 16, 2008

Scandirito's Law 

A term coined by Michael Scandirito in response to Peggy Noonan's WSJ Opinion article titled "Get Ready for the Struggle Season" (posted on March 7th, 2019). It is inspired by the adage Godwin's Law. Whereas Godwin's Law refers to online discussions that have a reached a point in which there is a higher probability of encountering comparisons to Nazis and / or Hitler, Scandirito's Law refers to a higher likelihood that journalists will appeal rhetorically to the biases of specific political orientations during significant social events by comparing their ideological opponents' approaches to those of the Cultural Revolution.

Source:

Noonan, P. (2019). Get ready for the struggle season. WSJ Opinion.
This article strongly reflects Scandirito's Law since the author is drawing serious comparisons between people using hashtags on Twitter and the assassins of the Cultural Revolution.
Scandirito's Law by Pan-Love March 8, 2019