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schwinkler 

1.) A slang word for the male genital region when it is below average in size.
Wow! That little boys schwinkler is sticking out of his pants!
schwinkler by Lawrence Shanahan September 15, 2007

slapwinkle 

The parasitic fleshy spore often found clinging to the back of victims of smit dick. One famous case was the legendary Hindmarsh popularised in many Alfred Hitchcock films in the 1960's.
A BBC news article 1999-Food hygiene experts have today called for the withdrawal of the McDonald's snack the 'happy meal', this is after it was discovered that the product contained dangerously high levels of slapwinkle a dangerously smitty bacteria, which can cause immediate death.
slapwinkle by skogg noof May 13, 2005

Schninkleberry

Ello dinkle pass me the schninkleberry
Schninkleberry by Yothman August 8, 2018

Schwinkle Dinkle 

General exclamation/term used to denote something awesome, or when something good happens to you.

Synonyms include: Awesome! Rad! Sweet!
Just won a battle Royale... Schwinkle Dinkle!
Schwinkle Dinkle by Slinky Toast December 23, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026