slapwinkle 

The parasitic fleshy spore often found clinging to the back of victims of smit dick. One famous case was the legendary Hindmarsh popularised in many Alfred Hitchcock films in the 1960's.

A BBC news article 1999-Food hygiene experts have today called for the withdrawal of the McDonald's snack the 'happy meal', this is after it was discovered that the product contained dangerously high levels of slapwinkle a dangerously smitty bacteria, which can cause immediate death.

slapwinkle by skogg noof May 13, 2005

Slapsickle 

An demeaning term that is often used when describing someone that is an allaround tool

Hey slapsickle, what did you just call me?

Slapsickle by DanAubertine February 25, 2009

ScanWinkle 

verb: present tense; To use your mobile phone as a tool to hack or scrape out a deeply embedded message from a password protected web page.

Verb: past tense; I ScanWinkled the answers to tomorrow's test and revealed more than I expected

I ScanWinkled for the deeper meanings and found hidden stuff with my smartphone

ScanWinkle by LouisvilleLinked December 3, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012