ScMassive 

Someone called scott who is massive

(Sees large Scott named man) Is that ScMassive

ScMassive by Sora2Kashy June 30, 2022

Sassive-Aggressive

To be passive-aggressive in a sassy tone of voice. The passive-aggressive comes from the words you use, while the sass comes from the vocal inflections you use when talking. It is more effective than just being sassy or passive-aggressive because you can use both at once for a double-whammy of insults.

*Two girls talking*
Girl 1: Do you like my new shirt? I picked it up at target.

Girl 2(sassily): Oh, I love how you just wear anything!

Girl 1: Damn bitch, that was really sassive-aggressive!

Sassive-Aggressive by connorgrs April 9, 2015

Schmassive

A schmassive is a penis of such substantial size it can often be compared with objects such as an Inter Continental Balistic Missile, a zeppelin, a submarine up to such a scale its testicles could be the size of the moon. Following the trend of schlort, schledium and schlong, the schmassive is of such epic proportion to the schlong it is almost separate from the franchise.

Person A: Hey man is my wang a schlort, schledium or schlong dya reckon?

Person B: Ok....Whoa! OMFG that's a fucking schmassive!

Schmassive by Archbishop-Word-Group March 11, 2010

smashiversary 

This word marks a year(s) after you and your significant other, or maybe even someone random, have smashed.

Wow, I didn’t even realize it but it’s me and Anthony’s smashiversary.

smashiversary by tellmewhereimwrong June 8, 2020

Smassive 

A mash-up of 'Super' and 'Massive'

This stranger gave us this smassive bag of chillis

Smassive by Rebecca the Great March 22, 2009

Sassive 

The combination of the words sassy, sarcastic, aggressive, and probably another word all in one.

“Yeah, sure, I loooved your book.”
“are you being sassive?”

Sassive by RedChrome February 11, 2021

Sassive Aggressive 

Similar to being Passive Aggressive but with more attitude. More offensive than defensive, sassive aggression can provoke shame, guilt, or a confession out of the other person. It is particularly effective if used in a crowd where the other person is unable to defend him or herself.

It's also a bit sadistic.

Becky: "You should tell your roommate that you're done giving her second chances and the more she has to apologize, the less her apologies will mean. Her best friend will slowly start to resent her and drift away until the only person she could ever rely on is gone."
Jessica: "Even though you're talking about my roommate, I can tell that your words are meant for me. You're being Sassive Aggressive because you're not even trying to hide it, but only I understand the meaning. Since our other friends are nearby, I can't retaliate without making myself look bad so I just have to sit here and take it."

Sassive Aggressive by seldoodeseehC December 3, 2015