Sbloog

A really fast way to get down the stairs

I needed to get down the stairs so I had sbloog

by Tankharris04 October 29, 2019

Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

by big boy man March 2, 2019

splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015

sclooge

The process of holding in a fart until it disappears.

I totally sclooged yesterday in front of my girlfriend.

by Mr. bluue November 13, 2011

splooge

a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis

i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl

by sploogman101 April 22, 2010

Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.

Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.

by Jpow September 14, 2018

Splooge socket

Vagina, cunt, cum bucket

Blow it out your ass you splooge socket!

by 500kg June 5, 2017