Sausagitis

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.

"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."

by read_words_kids March 26, 2021

Sausalitism

The (sometimes delusional) feeling of superiority one derives from living in the California Bay Area, as compared to living in other areas of the state, or even the nation. The combination of agreeable climate and temperature, the metropolitan culture and the amazing food can drive the residents of these areas into a kind of hysteria, leading them to believe they they're unable to live anywhere else, no matter how bad the housing and rental markets get.

The word is a portmanteau of the words Sausalito and elitism. The city of Sausalito, due to its gorgeous hills and harbor views, is often the pinnacle of this phenomenon and residents will often slyly brag about their good fortune in finding a quaint little gem for under $600K.

The only area that might embody this more might be Nob Hill, but let's face it: Anyone who lives there wouldn't be caught dead talking to 'peasants'.

"I hear it's going to be 108 degrees in Sacramento this week. You poor dears, you really should move out to the Bay like we did."
"Bitch, if I hear any more sausalitism out of you, they'll be scraping you off of the front of a BART train."

by sdmx July 29, 2013

saugitis

Where ones arm flails back and then forward uncontrollably and then your hand moves in a circle. It is most common to come down with this disease in February and early March but it is possible to develop an acute case as early as January. This disease cannot be cured by a doctor but instead by your local department of natural resources with the purchase of 1 fishing license and several treatments at the local lakes and reservoirs.

Employee: I can't come into work today I have a bad case of saugitis.

Boss: Don't come in and infect the rest of us! *Click*

Employee: Hell yeah he bought it put the tackle in the truck and lets go!

by tyraindreams June 12, 2012

sausagification

the act of making meats into sausages.

I'm going to use sausagification to make some Italian Sausages!

by Sexy Ankles December 11, 2006

Sausigitisnemania

"Sausigitisnemania" is the intense fear of seeing, touching, smelling or eating a sort of sausage.

"AHHHHHHH A SAUSAGE!!!! FML"
"That kid obviously has Sausigitisnemania"

by sausagesarethecoolestmeatout July 8, 2011

sausagification

(verb). To put on a (condom). To sheathe one's(penis).

I will now sausagify my penis.

by Kyle Millard June 22, 2004

sausageitivity

the act of punting sausage at people who are in the act of discriminating mainly mexicans and other vegetarians;

did you take part in the random saugagitivity last summer?

by Esther Chang and Valerie Wynn January 27, 2005