saugitis 

Where ones arm flails back and then forward uncontrollably and then your hand moves in a circle. It is most common to come down with this disease in February and early March but it is possible to develop an acute case as early as January. This disease cannot be cured by a doctor but instead by your local department of natural resources with the purchase of 1 fishing license and several treatments at the local lakes and reservoirs.

Employee: I can't come into work today I have a bad case of saugitis.

Boss: Don't come in and infect the rest of us! *Click*

Employee: Hell yeah he bought it put the tackle in the truck and lets go!

saugitis by tyraindreams June 12, 2012

Sangitis 

a disease of the vagina - brought upon by excessive crushing over british boys. symptoms include, but are not necessarily limited to: dryness, itchiness, and sand in the vaginal region.

Sangita caught sangitis from her promiscuous love affair with british-pop band singers.

Sangitis by wuppie29 April 3, 2009