The Pants that the Servant of Darkness, Sauron, if you
will, Is renound for wearing during his campaign against the good peoples of Middle Earth. These Pants have been known to
change on Sunday, when Sauron plays golf with the Witch
King of Angmar and Tom Bombadil.
This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.
Wife:
Honey, I wanna buy these
shoes.
Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!
Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!
Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON
PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
Wife: :(