Sauroni

Sauroni is a name of an Elegant male with dashing aromatic super powers, Sauroni is very loyal and pure he is truly wonderful.

Kinda like Sauroni?

Sauroni by sd9f8ds May 28, 2022

Sauron 

A word commonly used in urban german slang to describe a monster joint that contains a whole lot of very potent weed and leaves you feeling like you got hit by Sauron's mace.

"Man I hope we not smoking a Sauron over there, I have to go to a wedding later."

"Let's roll up a Sauron man, we need something of that caliber to enjoy this whack ass party!"

"What happened to Paul?" "You already know, he smoked one of Dan's infamous Saurons."

Sauron by Igor Strawinsky August 17, 2021

The Sauron Pants 

The Pants that the Servant of Darkness, Sauron, if you will, Is renound for wearing during his campaign against the good peoples of Middle Earth. These Pants have been known to change on Sunday, when Sauron plays golf with the Witch King of Angmar and Tom Bombadil.

This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.

Wife: Honey, I wanna buy these shoes.
Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!
Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!
Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
Wife: :(

The Sauron Pants by The Pace September 21, 2008

Sauron 

The Dark Lord of Mordor. Forged the Ruling Ring... the Master Ring... the One Ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

(play LOTR theme here)

Sauron by Tom January 15, 2004

sauron syndrome

Derived from the Latin word saur- meaning red and -on meaning eyes. Most commonly diagnosed in immortal beings in their menacing tower phase of life, this affliction ones eyes to become extremely red.

Hey, Frodo, what's up with Sauron today?

-Oh man, he's suffering from an affliction of the most curious and serendipitous sorts.

By golly Frodo! You don't think...

-Yes me boy, it seems he has a a case of sauron syndrome!

OH SNAP!

sauron syndrome by Bilbo Bag-JESUS A LION GET IN July 20, 2009

sauron 

middle earth's equivalent of a crack dealer.

smeagol got some crack from sauron, and ever since bilbo baggins smoked it all, has been in a state of withdrawl.

sauron by snorg whore February 27, 2010

Sauron 

The greatest servant of Morgoth, a creation of Aulë, he went over to the darkness, and was corrupted. in the third age he became the Dark lord of Mordor, otherwise known as the Necromancer, and was destroyed when his ring was cast into mount doom. Is to be revived in the battle of Dagor Dagorath.

Sauron, the Dark Lord of Mordor, once known as Gorthaur the Cruel, taints the land with misery and woe.

Sauron by The Noid December 27, 2007