Saulsbury 

A pessimist who, by setting a shining example for humanity, makes everyone else an optimist.

"Wow, she just single-handedly saved thirty people from certain death."
"Gee, that's swell. I have new hope for humanity, but why does she look so sad?"
"She's a true Saulsbury."

Saulsbury by Smashing Tomato January 14, 2009

Saulsbury 

(adj): incredibly successful; haven taken the world by the flanks and galloped into the sunset; motivated by frozen dairy products. *No association whatsoever with the steak or the university in Maryland*

Martha: Hey, you wanna go eat some Saulsbury steak?
Davey: No, 'cause then we'd be cannibals feeding off the flesh of a human carcass.
Martha: Oh.
Davey: Let's go get ice cream instead!
Martha: Three!!!!

Saulsbury by BriarRose January 14, 2009

The Saulsbury 

A sandwich composed of three slices of cinnamon-raisin bread with peanut butter smushed between each slice. The peanut butter may be smooth, creamy, or extra creamy, or even crunchy. It's all good with The Saulsbury!

Manny: "Whatchu got there?"
Ryan: "This is The Saulsbury, my dude."
Manny: "Damn."

The Saulsbury by Manrod31 April 14, 2010

Salsburgh 

The village is known to have one of the lowest crime rates in North Lanarkshire due to its rural location. With its various scenic walks, picturesque views for miles and areas which have remained untampered with by man such as the Riven Loch where much wildlife can be discovered, the many that have settled in the village have discovered its quaint and charming friendly community and not many places can boast of 'two landmarks' and 'a natural spring well'.

Some say that the people of Salsburgh are inbred but they clearly haven't been in Airdrie or the surrounding shitehole areas such as Plains.

Also define Airdrie.
Callum:- 'Have you been to Salsburgh recently? They have 3 sheds and a mountains of sheep!'
David:- 'Oh yes Callum...Airdrie is the big cheese ain't it? At least when we fall over we fall on wool and not dirty hypodermic needles!'

Salsburgh by Xbox360FanKid February 19, 2011

A Salisbury 

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.

Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, so my mom was looking at my phone right as Bobby sends me a Salisbury. Talk about awkward city.

Paula: All Todd does is send me Salisburies. EW.

A Salisbury by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009

Salisbury Spritz 

Using a Cheerwine soft drink, a carbonated beverage native to Salisbury, NC to douche or give an enema. This is particularly common after a Whiz dogg.

My girl was so gooey after the Whiz dogg, I decided to give her a Salisbury Spritz and clean up a bit.

Salisbury Spritz by Hobo2 January 3, 2006

Salisbury Suckle 

Salisbury Suckle is the act of a female blowing a male on a road-trip from Salisbury to Ocean City. As you have your buddy pull up beside you on the highway giving you the thumbs up and screaming, “SUCKLE!!!”

Hey, I got the Salisbury Suckle on my way from the match. FUCKING AWESOME it was actually me this time!

Salisbury Suckle by Brayyo Taio February 4, 2022