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Salsburgh 

The village is known to have one of the lowest crime rates in North Lanarkshire due to its rural location. With its various scenic walks, picturesque views for miles and areas which have remained untampered with by man such as the Riven Loch where much wildlife can be discovered, the many that have settled in the village have discovered its quaint and charming friendly community and not many places can boast of 'two landmarks' and 'a natural spring well'.
Some say that the people of Salsburgh are inbred but they clearly haven't been in Airdrie or the surrounding shitehole areas such as Plains.

Also define Airdrie.
Callum:- 'Have you been to Salsburgh recently? They have 3 sheds and a mountains of sheep!'
David:- 'Oh yes Callum...Airdrie is the big cheese ain't it? At least when we fall over we fall on wool and not dirty hypodermic needles!'
Salsburgh by Xbox360FanKid February 19, 2011
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Saltsburg 

A small town in South Western PA (Est. population of 840), which is characterized by the ruins of an old canal and absolutely boring history of mining salt.
"Saltsburg PA, where dreams go to die."
Saltsburg by CrustyNut January 28, 2012

sassburger 

a person who likes to give someone sass
Dylan is such a sassburger!
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Salsbury Penis 

The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak
Jim: Suck it Mike!

Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!

Salsbury Steak

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Guy 2: Give her a good old Salsbury Steak!
Salsbury Steak by Periphery830 April 21, 2011
Very, very solid. Some say that it means beyond solid in the sense that it is actually fluid, although it has not been confirmed by experts.
Harris: "Yo dude I'm so worried about the economics paper!"
Carson: "Why's that? It isn't due till after break!"
Harris: "Really?!?! Yes! That's sooo salsbury I'll procrastinate and have this conversation with you next Sunday night!"
salsbury by salsbury69 October 29, 2011

Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat 

When a man is about to finish making love to a womans ear, and realizes that he may have earwax on the edge of his penis. This thought causes him to pull out impulsively and unload man juice all over his girlfriend's face. Naturally still disgusted by the earwax left on his penis, he then proceeds to wipe the brown sticky material above the load he just blew, creating what appears similar to a black man wearing a white trench coat.
Ford: I totally freaked out when I saw the earwax on my dick man.
Sam: What did you do?
Ford: I had to give him a Seattle Salsbury Trenchcoat dude.
Sam: Him?
Ford:...
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