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stantonian 

Something initially purported to be much greater than it is, with the result that it ends up being much less than it should be.
"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"

*Awkward pause*

"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."
stantonian by philologista October 6, 2021
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Scatatonic

A bowel movement so rancid and destructive, it causes catatonia.
My shit was so sick, it made Joe scatatonic!
Scatatonic by Ineffed May 30, 2014

santonic 

A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.
John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.

Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.
santonic by SantoshGeorge November 17, 2007

Satanton 

Satanton is a caring person, he likes to help out people in the middle of an existential crisis. But he does it mainly because he can't deal with his problems. He's capable To transform his anger into energy and that's a quality.
I cant figure out how to tell her I like her, maybe Satanton can help me
Satanton by Satanton_ January 31, 2020

Sabatonical 

Taking a week of off work to follow the Sabaton tour

Strategically using all available vacation days for live shows, travel and metal-fuelled memories

Often results in camo packed suitcases and a calendar full of Sabaton concert bookings
Just used my vacation days so that I can go to all the shows on the European leg of the Legendary Tour. I’ve gone full Sabatonical