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barry stanton
barry stanton by Taylor Windmill May 18, 2018
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Stanton
A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.
No example does him justice.
He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.
Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.
Beware, for he is watching.
Stanton.
He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.
Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.
Beware, for he is watching.
Stanton.
Stanton by TheBastardPrince February 8, 2014
Satantology
Satantology by exposing satanism August 26, 2005
stantonian
Something initially purported to be much greater than it is, with the result that it ends up being much less than it should be.
"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"
*Awkward pause*
"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."
*Awkward pause*
"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."
stantonian by philologista October 6, 2021
Drew Stanton
1. Michigan State University football team quarterback.
2. Hottest quarterback in the nation.
3. Hottest (basket) in a college football uniform
2. Hottest quarterback in the nation.
3. Hottest (basket) in a college football uniform
Drew Stanton by SpartanHomo February 27, 2005
Stanton
Stanton, Noun.
1) Someone who is above average in intelligence.
2) Someone who uses / appreciates High Brow humor.
3) Someone who has multiple unaccredited doctorates
1) Someone who is above average in intelligence.
2) Someone who uses / appreciates High Brow humor.
3) Someone who has multiple unaccredited doctorates
-That guy just set the curve again, he is such a Stanton.
-That guy enjoys intellectual humor that doesn't always involve a punch line, he is such a Stanton
-That guy has an unaccredited doctorate in homo-sexual philosophy from Harvvard University with two V's, he is such a Stanton.
-That guy enjoys intellectual humor that doesn't always involve a punch line, he is such a Stanton
-That guy has an unaccredited doctorate in homo-sexual philosophy from Harvvard University with two V's, he is such a Stanton.
Stanton by Corneliusbear December 19, 2007
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.