Satanton 

Satanton is a caring person, he likes to help out people in the middle of an existential crisis. But he does it mainly because he can't deal with his problems. He's capable To transform his anger into energy and that's a quality.

I cant figure out how to tell her I like her, maybe Satanton can help me

Satanton by Satanton_ January 31, 2020

barry stanton 

Proper brexit fella, loves his carling.

Barry Stanton is a true English patriot

barry stanton by Taylor Windmill May 18, 2018

Stanton 

A pretty cool guy who catches more flak than he deserves, but brushes it off anyway, and an endless source of envious inspiration for every aspiring idiot-savant. Most of the time, he goes under appreciated by his peers, usually due to their judgement being clouded by his rapist wit and handsome teeth. A guru, an artist, a vagabond legend in the making, a Stanton is truly the stuff that turns history on its head and makes the world get down on its knees. If you are ever in the presence of him, be sure to hi, because not only is he a force to be reckoned with, but an expert conversationalist that will leave your mind and soul better off than you ever thought they could be.

No example does him justice.

He is of divinity, whose essence we can only grasp with the vain futility of words.

Be at awe, be gracious, be kind.

Beware, for he is watching.

Stanton.

Stanton by TheBastardPrince February 8, 2014

Satantology 

See scientology or the church of scientology

Satantology is really whack!

Satantology by exposing satanism August 26, 2005

stantonian 

Something initially purported to be much greater than it is, with the result that it ends up being much less than it should be.

"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"

*Awkward pause*

"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."

stantonian by philologista October 6, 2021

Drew Stanton

1. Michigan State University football team quarterback.
2. Hottest quarterback in the nation.
3. Hottest (basket) in a college football uniform

Drew Stanton is hot! Drew Stanton's basket is huge!

Drew Stanton by SpartanHomo February 27, 2005

Stanton 

Stanton, Noun.

1) Someone who is above average in intelligence.

2) Someone who uses / appreciates High Brow humor.

3) Someone who has multiple unaccredited doctorates

-That guy just set the curve again, he is such a Stanton.
-That guy enjoys intellectual humor that doesn't always involve a punch line, he is such a Stanton
-That guy has an unaccredited doctorate in homo-sexual philosophy from Harvvard University with two V's, he is such a Stanton.

Stanton by Corneliusbear December 19, 2007