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“If no porn is found of it, it will be made". This acts as a corollary to the more famous Rule 34 ("If it exists, there is porn of it"), implying that any missing content will eventually be created by users.
Overlaps with Rule 36: ‘There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw’, and potentially Rule 63: ‘For every given male character, there is a female version of that character and vice versa’ but not always
Overlaps with Rule 36: ‘There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw’, and potentially Rule 63: ‘For every given male character, there is a female version of that character and vice versa’ but not always
Person 1: Finally, I’ve found something Rule 34 doesn’t apply to!
Person 2: Not according to Rule 35, you didn’t
Person 2: Not according to Rule 35, you didn’t
by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink February 25, 2026
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Around 350,000 users reported issues accessing YouTube from 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time (EST) on the 17th (1 a.m. on Wednesday 18th in Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)), according to the unofficial, crowd-sourced site Downdetector. The most commonly reported problem was users saying they had issues using the YouTube app.
Around 10 p.m. EST (17/2/2026) equivalent to 3 a.m UTC (18/2/2026), YouTube confirmed the “issue has been fixed” across its platforms.
The event is named for the volume of users who the platform went down for.
Around 350,000 users reported issues accessing YouTube from 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time (EST) on the 17th (1 a.m. on Wednesday 18th in Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)), according to the unofficial, crowd-sourced site Downdetector. The most commonly reported problem was users saying they had issues using the YouTube app.
Around 10 p.m. EST (17/2/2026) equivalent to 3 a.m UTC (18/2/2026), YouTube confirmed the “issue has been fixed” across its platforms.
The event is named for the volume of users who the platform went down for.
by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink February 18, 2026
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The player is a clone named Watcher in a post-apocalyptic far future where an alien race known as the Occupants have eradicated most of humanity through a global pandemic, leaving only a small society of clones behind. These clones worship Iris Kwan, known to them as the Allmother, as their god, as Iris is the only person in the world to be immune to the Occupants’ disease.
On the whole, the game is full of generational trauma, doomed yuri and lesbians. And it’s fucking amazing.
The player is a clone named Watcher in a post-apocalyptic far future where an alien race known as the Occupants have eradicated most of humanity through a global pandemic, leaving only a small society of clones behind. These clones worship Iris Kwan, known to them as the Allmother, as their god, as Iris is the only person in the world to be immune to the Occupants’ disease.
On the whole, the game is full of generational trauma, doomed yuri and lesbians. And it’s fucking amazing.
Person 1: Hekki grace!
Person 2: Hekki.
Person 3: What the fuck is ‘Hekki’?
Person 1: Play 1000xResist and then you’ll understand
(14 hours later)
Person 3: I see now
Person 2: Hekki.
Person 3: What the fuck is ‘Hekki’?
Person 1: Play 1000xResist and then you’ll understand
(14 hours later)
Person 3: I see now
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Person 1: Yo, the Falcon 9 recovery is so cool
Person 2: It’s called VTVL
Person 1: Shut up you fucking nerd
Person 2: It’s called VTVL
Person 1: Shut up you fucking nerd
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The flag of British Columbia, boy is it a gong show. But it manages to cross the Maryland Point where ugly becomes awesome
by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink January 25, 2026
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2 - A portmanteau of Hatsune Miku and Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park. Sometimes used when Mike does something related to Miku or there is a Hatsune Miku cover of a Linkin Park song.
2 - A portmanteau of Hatsune Miku and Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park. Sometimes used when Mike does something related to Miku or there is a Hatsune Miku cover of a Linkin Park song.
1 - Man I love Hatsune Mike
Miku! Fucking autocorrect…
2 - I just watched this Miku cover of a Linkin Park song!
Damn, I guess you could say it was Hatsune Mike instead…
Fuck you…
Miku! Fucking autocorrect…
2 - I just watched this Miku cover of a Linkin Park song!
Damn, I guess you could say it was Hatsune Mike instead…
Fuck you…
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Initially known as Epiphany, Dead Sara's first gig was at the Los Angeles nightclub The Mint in March 2005. In addition to singing, Armstrong played the bass. As a songwriter, Armstrong was significantly influenced by folk rock. Armstrong received significant attention as a singer before Dead Sara's debut was released. Noting her "strong, urgent sound", Grace Slick said Armstrong was a singer she admired and Courtney Love brought Armstrong to New York to sing on Hole's 2010 album, Nobody's Daughter. Prior to joining Linkin Park, she recorded and/or performed live with artists including the Offspring, Beck, Demi Lovato, Awolnation, and Robby Krieger of the Doors.
On September 5, 2024, at the start of a livestreamed Linkin Park concert, Armstrong was introduced as the band's new co-lead vocalist. The livestream began with a performance of "The Emptiness Machine", the lead single of the group's album From Zero. Linkin Park's first public show with Armstrong took place on September 11, 2024 in Los Angeles. In a review in Los Angeles Times, Steve Appleford wrote: "Like Bennington, Armstrong is as capable with rich melodies as throat-ripping vocals, which fit naturally in the established Linkin Park sound."
Initially known as Epiphany, Dead Sara's first gig was at the Los Angeles nightclub The Mint in March 2005. In addition to singing, Armstrong played the bass. As a songwriter, Armstrong was significantly influenced by folk rock. Armstrong received significant attention as a singer before Dead Sara's debut was released. Noting her "strong, urgent sound", Grace Slick said Armstrong was a singer she admired and Courtney Love brought Armstrong to New York to sing on Hole's 2010 album, Nobody's Daughter. Prior to joining Linkin Park, she recorded and/or performed live with artists including the Offspring, Beck, Demi Lovato, Awolnation, and Robby Krieger of the Doors.
On September 5, 2024, at the start of a livestreamed Linkin Park concert, Armstrong was introduced as the band's new co-lead vocalist. The livestream began with a performance of "The Emptiness Machine", the lead single of the group's album From Zero. Linkin Park's first public show with Armstrong took place on September 11, 2024 in Los Angeles. In a review in Los Angeles Times, Steve Appleford wrote: "Like Bennington, Armstrong is as capable with rich melodies as throat-ripping vocals, which fit naturally in the established Linkin Park sound."
Person 1: Yo dude, have you seen Linkin Park’s new singer, Emily Armstrong?
Person 2: Isn’t she a Scientologist?
Person 1: Bro. Em is openly gay (Scientology is extremely homophobic), has said that she had a therapist (Scientology rejects psychology as a medical practice) and many of Dead Sara’s lyrics suggesting opposition and rejection of the teachings of Scientology. Also, do you think that Mike Shinoda would let a Scientologist into Linkin Park?
Person 2: Isn’t she a Scientologist?
Person 1: Bro. Em is openly gay (Scientology is extremely homophobic), has said that she had a therapist (Scientology rejects psychology as a medical practice) and many of Dead Sara’s lyrics suggesting opposition and rejection of the teachings of Scientology. Also, do you think that Mike Shinoda would let a Scientologist into Linkin Park?
by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink November 29, 2025
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