Perfucked

When something is both Perfect and Fucked at the same time

Person 1: I managed to get a ball in the hole with an awesome shot in pool, but then the white ball went in
Person 2: Mate, that’s perfucked

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 29, 2025

chucking a sickie

A phrase from Australian slang. Used when someone has called off work, claiming to be sick, when they are in fact fine and just don’t want to go into work for any reason

Ethan: Oi, Dave, you wanker, I thought you had work today? What’re you doing in the bar?
Dave: Yeah nah, I’m chucking a sickie.

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 30, 2025

But files tho

A phrase used in response to any news media concerning Donald Trump. Essentially means ‘release the Epstein files’.

News: Trump said that Tylenol causes autism!
Person: That’s untrue… but files tho

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 30, 2025

Sabatonical

Taking a week of off work to follow the Sabaton tour

Strategically using all available vacation days for live shows, travel and metal-fuelled memories

Often results in camo packed suitcases and a calendar full of Sabaton concert bookings

Just used my vacation days so that I can go to all the shows on the European leg of the Legendary Tour. I’ve gone full Sabatonical

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 30, 2025