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santonic 

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A synonmym for platonic: indeed I feel it is a superior word to platonic, especially in the context of human male-female relationships. This is based on my personal experience of dating many girls but not having any sex. As such, I used to describe these relationships to my guy friends as being purely platonic when in fact my intention was not always that, especially if the chick was bang-worthy. But now I feel Plato himself must have had more sexual action with women than I have that it is more appropriate to describe a word using my name rather than the great Plato. Hence the word santonic - to describe a non-sexual, philosophical, academic relationship between a male and a female. It can also be extended to same-sex relationship if the user so desires.
John: Man, I have been dating Mary for 5 years and I did not get any pussy yet.

Jack: Whoa dude, that is one santonic relationship.
santonic by SantoshGeorge November 17, 2007
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Santanic 

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A religion that follows the actions of Santa Claus.
Usually symbolized with an upside down Christmas tree.
Created by Korri and Anthony as a joke towards the Satanic religion.
Wall reads: "In Satan We trust"
Korri: "Just gonna switch those letters around"
Wall now reads: " In Santa,We trust"
Wall also reads: "Im Santanic" with an upside tree nearby

True story bro.
Santanic by korrik February 28, 2012

Santonio 

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The most awesomest person ever that comes up clutch when the pressure's on.
Person 1:Hey, look at that kid! He's so cool!
Person 2: Yeah, he's a regular santonio!!

Santonio Holmes

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The MVP of the 2009 NFL Super Bowl.

Wide Receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers out of Ohio State University.

Made the game winning catch with less then a minute left in the game to put the Steelers in the lead 27-23.
That catch by Santonio Holmes was so amazing, no wonder he won the MVP!
Santonio Holmes by Peter Ol February 1, 2009

Santonio Holmes

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To make an incredible save or bail out, like Santonio Holmes did in Super Bowl XLIII.
"Dude, we were so almost busted last night."
"Really? How did you get out?"
"Ah, Grant pulled a Santonio Holmes."
"Nice!"
Santonio Holmes by superbowlxliii February 4, 2009

Santanic 

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An adjective meaning or referring to Santa Clause.
The little boy was so santanic, that he stole a christmas decoration.
Santanic by nanoxax67 September 24, 2009

Santanic 

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Santanic: (adj)- of, or pertaining to, Santana
That music is so santanic.
Santanic by Anonymous123469 October 1, 2006
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