Sasketchewan 

a fictional place in Canada created for all of the creepers, sketchballs, and Chester Molesters of the world

Friend A: "He looks kind of cute."
Friend B: "More like he looks like he's from Sasketchewan. I bet he has to warn his neighbors he's within a 50 mile radius of their children."

Sasketchewan by Dr. Sassafrass April 9, 2010

saskatchewan 

Easy to draw, hard to write.

Guy one: "How do you spell saskatchewan?"
Guy two: "I don't know just draw it."

saskatchewan by fleump May 31, 2021

Saskatchewan Designated Driver 

Among a group of people who have all been drinking, the person who's had the least amount to drink, no matter how much that may be, becomes the official designated driver for the night.

Originates in the hard-drinking province of Saskatchewan on the prairies in western Canada.

Danny only had eight beers last night so when we went to the bar, he was the Saskatchewan Designated Driver.

Saskatchewan Designated Driver by WesternCanadianProud July 25, 2008

Sweet Saskatchewan Growler 

When a girl with a mouthful of maple syrup is being tea-bagged by a man in a flannel button down while he inserts a mini hockey stick into her hairy, unkempt vagina.

Dude....my friend Lauren was involved in a Sweet Saskatchewan Growler (SSG) with her husband. He had maple syrup on his nuts for a week!

Sweet Saskatchewan Growler by CanadianPussyCommander October 18, 2010

Fort Saskatchewan 

"The Fort" An Alberta city Northeast of Edmonton in Canada. Heavy on the industrial air pollution. A good place to get a speeding ticket.. or ten. Also a good place to wait in the Tim Hortons lineup for an indefinite amount of time just to have your order royally fucked up.

Want to go watch a movie in Fort Saskatchewan tonight?
No way! The theatre there is a complete piece of shit.
Okay, let's just rent one.
Can't ..all the movie stores shut down.
Shit Balls! That sucks.
You said it.

Fort Saskatchewan by diablokrom August 15, 2011

Saskatchewan Canada 

Saskatchewan Canada -
is a province in Western Canada, bordered on the west by Alberta, on the north by the Northwest Territories, on the east by Manitoba, to the northeast by Nunavut, & on the south by the United States (Montana & North Dakota). Saskatchewan & Alberta are the only landlocked provinces of Canada.

Regina is it's capital , Other notable cities include Prince Albert, Moose Jaw, Yorkton, Swift Current, North Battleford, Estevan, Weyburn, Melfort, saskatoon & the border city Lloydminste

Sports

Saskatchewan Roughriders are a professional Canadian football .
Saskatchewan Rush are a professional box lacrosse team
Saskatchewan Rattlers are a professional basketball team

Popular food here

Regina-style Pizzas more crust, toppings & cheese & typically cut into squares that reveal the glorious heights of pepperoni .

Spudnuts - potato flour, instant mashed potatoes donuts

Perogies, Borscht , Cabbage Rolls .

Saskatoon Berry Pie

Shishliki - lamb & onion kebabs marinated in salt

Bannock
Bison / Venison & sauerkraut

Chokecherries & Saskatoon Berries
Dry rub ribs

Freshwater fish & ducks
Pemmican / beef jerky

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Saskatchewan Canada is part of the Canadian Prairies
Along with Alberta & Manitoba while its U.S. counterparts

Are North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Wyoming, Colorado, & New Mexico.

Saskatchewan means "swift flowing river" in the Cree language.

Saskatoon is it's largest city

The 2004 cartoon atomic betty took place in

Saskatchewan canada , moosejaw .

Saskatchewan Canada by Blu_leef May 21, 2023

saskatchewan chrome 

another name for the wonder product, duct tape

Joe's boots had a hole in them so he patched them up with some saskatchewan chrome

saskatchewan chrome by wetcoaster July 8, 2007