Wife - Hi honey, how was your day at the cucumber factory
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.
Husband - Not so good, I got caught putting my penis in the pickle slicer.
W - My god, what happened?
H- I got fired
w- No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?
H - She got fired too.
by wetcoaster September 02, 2006
In any sport in which the object is to hurtle yourself downhill at high speeds (eg Skiing, mountain biking etc.), a gdoink-gdoink is an athletic manoever in which the participant goes into a tumbling motion, sometimes intentional but usually unintentional. The term is derived from the sound one makes while performing this manoever.
Gdoink, gdoink, gdoink!
Gdoink, gdoink, gdoink!
My skiing holiday ended when I tried the double black diamond. I made 1 turn then went into an amazing gdoink-gdoink. The cast on my leg is great for meeting chicks at the lodge, however.
by wetcoaster September 26, 2006
A hockey move, usually performed by forwards trying to play defence. The technique involves raising one leg while the opposing player takes a shot from the point, instead of doing what you are paid to do, which is to block the shot.
The end result is usually a deflection or screening the goalie, thus causing a goal.
The end result is usually a deflection or screening the goalie, thus causing a goal.
Most Swedish and Finnish wingers are very adept at the flamingo move.
Trevor Linden has never used the flamingo move in is life
Trevor Linden has never used the flamingo move in is life
by wetcoaster June 09, 2007
by wetcoaster June 12, 2007
Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.
by wetcoaster September 15, 2006
by wetcoaster May 11, 2010
Another name for the sport of curling. This is a game which is played mainly by middle aged, slightly overwieght men in the middle of winter. The main criteria to play this sport appears to be an ability to drink. The game itself is a strategic battle in which large stones are thrown down a sheet of ice and for some inexplicable reason, 2 men sweep the ice in front of the stone. the game is similar to bowling, in the sense that there is a lot of down time for the players, thus allowing more time to drink. (see bocce, horseshoes, darts, golf , etc.). the game is dominated by Canadians
Him - Honey, let's go out to do some eskimo bowling.
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka
Her- Great idea, let me get my mickey and my parka
by wetcoaster September 02, 2006