by Hurricanesarah February 8, 2010
Get the Sarvey mug.Sarvente is a "nun" at a church in Mid-Fight Masses, where Boyfriend and Girlfriend walk in for the bathroom, and she asks them to join the church, in which Boyfriend and Girlfriend decline the offer, and they end up battling. More information is that:Aliases is Sarv,Her Relatives are unknown and so is the affiliation she is in. Her Relationships are only one, which is Ruv (A Childhood Friend) The mod is Created by Dokki.Doodlez. Her Occupation is the Head of church.
The songs that she stars in are called.
.Parish
.Worship
.And Gospel
The songs that she stars in are called.
.Parish
.Worship
.And Gospel
by Random info for you April 20, 2021
Get the Sarvente mug.What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks up). Just pretend you are doing a survey to get out of the call. DO NOT ATTEMPT AN ACCENT.
Jerry: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!
by montypark February 28, 2009
Get the fake survey mug.1.A god like person that is infinitely more cunning than an engineer but unlike engineers actually have devoloped the socal skills of an 'A' list celib.
2.A typical Surveyor uses all manner of cool robotic instruments, laser scanners, eletronic measuring devices, high end computer programs and a beat up old 4WD.
3. A Typical Surveyor is better than a 'mans best friend' makes females go weak at the knees and wet at the crotch just by being in their presence and still has time to go to the pub after work.
4. Famous Surveyors in history are GOD, McGuyver, Mr T, Chuck Norris, The Loch Ness Monster, Einstein, JFK, Malcom X, Snoopy, James Bond, all Ninjas, Mr Miyagi, Thomas Eddison, The Hoff.
5. The average surveyor is able to bring the real world into the office of the timid cartographer by all manner of observations and exact measurements and can easily take the rambling designs of a fat-arsed but exciteable engineer and put them into the real world (or not, if they are complete shit).
6. The Surveyor is often the target for the jealousy of others due to feelings of inadequacy (usually in the pants). Due to this Surveyors will often work in teams, where each will watch the other's back like a highly trained quasi-military unit. In this case the term "Team Survey" can be applied.
2.A typical Surveyor uses all manner of cool robotic instruments, laser scanners, eletronic measuring devices, high end computer programs and a beat up old 4WD.
3. A Typical Surveyor is better than a 'mans best friend' makes females go weak at the knees and wet at the crotch just by being in their presence and still has time to go to the pub after work.
4. Famous Surveyors in history are GOD, McGuyver, Mr T, Chuck Norris, The Loch Ness Monster, Einstein, JFK, Malcom X, Snoopy, James Bond, all Ninjas, Mr Miyagi, Thomas Eddison, The Hoff.
5. The average surveyor is able to bring the real world into the office of the timid cartographer by all manner of observations and exact measurements and can easily take the rambling designs of a fat-arsed but exciteable engineer and put them into the real world (or not, if they are complete shit).
6. The Surveyor is often the target for the jealousy of others due to feelings of inadequacy (usually in the pants). Due to this Surveyors will often work in teams, where each will watch the other's back like a highly trained quasi-military unit. In this case the term "Team Survey" can be applied.
The Surveyors surveyed that (whatever object you want) and made a 3D digital image of it. Thanks Survey!!
by markhasdrunken March 27, 2007
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Paying more attention to parties than school.
Not showing up to school because of last night.
Paying more attention to parties than school.
Not showing up to school because of last night.
A: ay bro wanna come to the library this Thursday night?
B: sorry can’t, have to study that Sarley and probably won’t be at school on Friday.
B: sorry can’t, have to study that Sarley and probably won’t be at school on Friday.
by Study that sarley August 17, 2019
Get the Sarley mug.Sarvenaz is an amazing girl with the nicest body figure. She does her best in everything and is independent. All the boys want her. she is so irresistible and so sexy that boys dribble everywhere when they see her. She's smart, clever and always looks amazing. No one can bring her down and she's always happy. She is very rich, sometimes a bit spoilt but she can survive any situation. She is simply amazing.
by queenbeenumbertwo July 26, 2011
Get the Sarvenaz mug.An adorable man who thinks only with numbers but when conversing with women talks only with the language of love. If he were an animal he'd be a mule, i.e. he lives in a group but when his time has come he walks alone in the desert and accepts his fate.
'Hey John I saw Rusty the other day, he's a Quantity Surveyor'...gasping, John replies 'wow Pete, I hear they are phallic gods with the brain power of Stephen Hawking'...'too true John, I'd give my left nut-sack and an hour of cunnilingus with Thora Herd's (RIP) rotting corpse to be a Quantity Surveyor'
by Rusty-Horny-But-Crusty December 15, 2008
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