Sarron

The act of jacking off to a nude fathead in a locker room.

I just Sarroned all over baby!

by That1BlackJ3w November 27, 2009

sargon

A unit of time equal to 5 minutes.

Oh fucking hell, can you not summarise this in under 1 sargon? I don't have the patience to sit through over 6 sargons of this

by Cuckkad September 4, 2017

saron

A VERY attractive girl that is always happy and cheery. Her inner beauty is huge if you get to know her. Although, she is very determined when it comes to some things. She's always a good person to talk to because she gives good advice. Never shy away from her because you are loosing a great amount of friendship and knowledge.

"She's so perfect wow"
"I know, that's Saron!"

by Josh R ;) September 19, 2016

saron

Saron is an amazing, energetic, smart, styling, rocking, funny, gorgeous girl. She laughs at everything, and is almost always smiling. This girl definitely has a temper, but she controls it most of the time. She is a dude magnet. And every guy on this planet is lucky to have her. And she even has a hot name!

"Damn she is really pretty."
"Of course she is, she's Saron!"

by Josh R ;) September 19, 2016

Sardonicast

A group consisting of three or more gay men all from differing nationalities.

I went to the beach today and noticed a sardonicast loudly expressing their thoughts of film and television.

by SpencerNolanRice May 16, 2018

Sauron

A word commonly used in urban german slang to describe a monster joint that contains a whole lot of very potent weed and leaves you feeling like you got hit by Sauron's mace.

"Man I hope we not smoking a Sauron over there, I have to go to a wedding later."

"Let's roll up a Sauron man, we need something of that caliber to enjoy this whack ass party!"

"What happened to Paul?" "You already know, he smoked one of Dan's infamous Saurons."

by Igor Strawinsky August 17, 2021

Sargon's law

Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.

SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'

Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'

SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'

Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'

by espook April 18, 2015