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An unfortunate state of being so terribly bad with girls you actually begin attracting men.

Guy #1: Bro I've been having a long dry spell.

Guy #2: Yeah if your not careful you might just pull a Sarmud
Guy #1: Bro I've been having a long dry spell.

Guy #2: Yeah if your not careful you might just pull a Sarmud
Sarmud by LSMMTUAFIMC April 11, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
noun: One who prepares its own kind (species) for consumption, but does not partake in the consumption or eating. Not just limited to human beings and any type species are eligible to become a Samudio.
For example, cannibal tribes may rely on a Samudio to prepare the human meat to eat even though this person many not eat the meat.
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Samrudhi 

Samrudhis are very kind and caring. A Samrudhi tends to be straightforward at times, but always has good intentions and never tries to hurt anyone in any way. Samrudhis also tend to under-estimate themselves, but are in fact, very beautiful, fun and genuine people. A Samrudhi can be very random, but in a cute and fun way. Anyone would be lucky to have Samrudhi as a friend.
Just be yourself and you'll be fine, you're such a Samrudhi
Samrudhi by ghound July 5, 2021

Samruddhi 

Someone who is faithful, kind and gentle. Their innocence is refreshing and pace often slow. They make excellent friends and cherish the friendships they make. A Samruddhi will always surprise you with her randomness. She will also be the last one to leave the dinner table as she needs the extra time to allow the food to sink in. Don't ever be mean to a Samruddhi or else her heart shall never mend. Hold her tight and hold her close.
Mother: "Sweetie if you have finished your dinner then you can leave the table so I can clean up."
Daughter: "Mum give me a minute I need to let the food sink in first"
Mother: "Oh honey you are such a samruddhi"
Samruddhi by DivinationTeacher December 8, 2014

Sarude - Dandstorm 

Another fucking term for Darude - Sandstorm.
Commenter:Hey what song is this and ik its not darude sandstorm.

Replyer:Sarude - Dandstorm
good in bed, skills of a stunt driver, always able to talk yourself out of speeding tickets, men want to be him, women are in love with him, the closest to perfection you can possibly achieve
“When you saved that child from a burning house fire you were almost like Sarmad”
Sarmad by Immortalman19 February 4, 2010
A strong, sexy, and unbelievably charming man. a man that every girl want to have inside her. Also a great kisser, and fucker. The most perfect guy in the world. has a great smile. a person with a promising future. acts like he doesnt care, but really cares, a lot. Great in bed and a keeper
You're a Sarmad
Sarmad by TheBombG October 24, 2018
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