Sageism 

Stereotypically classifying the elderly as intelligent or wise.

But I’d like to add a new meaning:

An ideology created by someone who goes by the name: ‘Sage’

Do you agree with sageism?

Sageism by Сейдж August 14, 2023

Sageism 

Words of wisdom from a 4-5 year old girl.

A mother recounted her favorite Sageism:" if you would just do what I want then I could be happy!"

Sageism by seedsand November 2, 2019

Sageism 

A religion dedicated to our beloved sage dinging 😍😩🙏

I follow sageism

Sageism by Sagedininglvr September 29, 2021

Sagerism 

When what you do is so much better than anything else and can't be competed with it is known as a Sagerism...

"You ball harder than anyone i know... it's like you've got Sagerism running through your veins..."

Sagerism by Myster Illmatic May 2, 2010

Sagetism 

The worldwide belief that Bob Saget is truly God. Many people all over the world deny the simple and true fact and are dissenters. Lord Saget has powers unknown to mankind and can defeat anyone. Us believers rely on the strict interpretations on the Lord's actions and opinions to base our religion on.

An example of my true love for Lord Saget:

Me: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."

Religious leaders in the future: "Sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life."

Sagetism by Lord Saget's Humble Disciple June 9, 2007

sargeism

A really zippy one liner from Sarge - a character from the popular web series Red Vs. Blue.

Here are two examples of a sargeism:

"Hey blue, how do you like them apples? And by apples I mean bullets! In your face! How do you like them pears? Guess what I mean by pears. These nuuuts."

"Doctor Sarge says take two barrels of this shotgun and call me when you're dead. Ring ring, hello? Is it you? Yep! You're dead."

sargeism by Sidmow April 1, 2009

Sargeisms 

A Sargeism is a phrase said Sarge of the Red Team that relates to shooting and/or killing someone.

"Hey Grif, could you hold these bullets for me, in your gut", followed by a gun shot - this is one of many Sargeisms.

Sargeisms by Rubber Jimmy February 8, 2007