Sarcasticist 

One who is SOoOooOooo amazingly versed in the ancient art of Sarcasm.

Oh my god he is SUCH a great sarcasticist, I wish to be JUST like him!

Sarcasticist by Mr. & Mrs. Fornicacious October 3, 2008

Sarcasticist. 

Someone who is sarcastic, practices sarcasm.

Sheldon (Big bang theory) is a Sarcasticist and he doesn't even know it.
John, you're sucha Sarcasticist.

Sarcasticist. by MagicDustforaNeondream. December 10, 2012

Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

Sarcastibitch 

A woman who is simultainiously being sarcastic and a bitch.

Shut up sarcastibitch!

Sarcastibitch by gnicklaser March 10, 2003

Sarcasticity 

The amount of sarcasm that someone uses in a phrase of sarcasm.

HAHA thanks for the amount of sarcasticity you just used. or Did u not hear the amount of sarcasticity I put in that sarcastic phrase.

Sarcasticity by Tamior the Great September 14, 2009

Sarcasticate.

To communicate wholly with sarcasm.

John, don't Sarcasticate. Talk to the point.

Sarcasticate. by Neondreammysticdust December 10, 2012

Sarcastician 

A person who practices sarcasm as profession i.e one who often resort to sarcasm in whatever situation mindlessly

He is a seasoned sarcastician

Sarcastician by mounteverest November 6, 2009